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Cary Grant: "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
William James: "Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."
Walter Savage Landor: "We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier."
Voltaire: "The superfluous, a very necessary thing."
Thor Heyerdahl: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity."
Stephen Ambrose: "The number one secret of being a successful writer is this: marry an English major."
Sidney Lanier: "If you want to be found stand where the seeker seeks."
Paul Valery: "At times I think and at times I am."
Richard Armour: "That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'."
Mary Pickford: "The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power."
Norman Wisdom: "I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry."
Horace Walpole: "The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well."
George Chapman: "They're only truly great who are truly good."
Frank Lloyd Wright: "The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes."
Edith Wharton: "There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
Frank Carson: "I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
Aristotle: "We make war that we may live in peace."
Agatha Christie: "Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it."
Billy Connolly: "I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there."
Eddie Izzard: "I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
Friedrich Nietzsche: "The doer alone learneth."
Joey Adams: "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Henry David Thoreau: "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in."
Lefty Gomez: "I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish."
Nancy Astor: "The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing."
Norman Vincent Peale: "It's always too early to quit."
Saul Bellow: "When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice."
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "Hitch your wagon to a star."
Socrates: "The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."
Thomas Szasz: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
Theodore Roosevelt: "Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones."
Truman Capote: "I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true."
Arnold H. Glasow: "A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee."
Ingrid Bergman: "Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
Arthur Conan Doyle: "Any truth is better than indefinite doubt."
John F. Kennedy: "The pay is good and I can walk to work."
Helen Hayes: "If you rest, you rust."
E. Stanley Jones: "Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence."
Rene Magritte: "Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see."
Ezra Pound: "A man of genius has a right to any mode of expression."
Laurence Sterne: "Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas."
J. Paul Getty: "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."
Dolley Madison: "It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business."
Douglas Horton: "The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity."
Will Durant: "Education is the transmission of civilization."
Richard M. Nixon: "It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody."
Paul Cezanne: "The awareness of our own strength makes us modest."
Sylvia Plath: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them."
William Wordsworth: "To begin, begin."
Bob Dole: "The internet is a great way to get on the net."