If you think your new Apple Watch makes you look like Dick Tracy, you're half right.
> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn
> Delete email account
> Sell house, live in woods
> Find bottle in river
> Has note inside
> It's from LinkedIn
Old man Iniesta still has it. #BARPSG
They start young in the North. pic.twitter.com/WSmc8BjaRY
YES. THIS. ‘Nero - The Thrill (Porter Robinson Remix)’ by Porter Robinson on #SoundCloud #np soundcloud.com/porter-robinso…
To celebrate reaching 3m followers (thank you), I'm giving away 1 personalised signed racket. All you have to do is RT this! #treatyourself
thought I would show you rare footage of this UFO caught on tape pic.twitter.com/BTr5r7kCjN
The puzzle's a bit easy in the paper today, took me about 4 minutes. pic.twitter.com/tc1P878jlB
NASA Releases Astonishing GoPro Footage From Astronauts POV | IFLScience iflscience.com/space/nasa-ast…
I don't like the thing that is happening. Am I cool now?
going to restructure all my spotify playlists, this may take forever
Good night from #space
. Buona notte dallo spazio. pic.twitter.com/2WqsjzcBDp
♫ Knock You Out - Hardwell Remix – Bingo Players spoti.fi/1nig3TI
My cat is sad because his attempt to play Twister alone has made him properly ponder the true desolation of existence pic.twitter.com/FnSwSUlmml
Not a bad place for dinner, happy birthday old man.
Navas couldn't cross a road.
Oil company advertising has changed a little since 1962 pic.twitter.com/qeRyjTn6Lo
Just seen that Charlie Adam goal, incredible!
swipe up to see a cat fly pic.twitter.com/vMaKUfcUTM
's 2011 Canada win included:
- 5 pit stops
- 1 drive-through penalty
- 5 safety cars
- 1 puncture pic.twitter.com/dVCOrJJBzY
Most entertaining train ride ever. Going to try follow up on some of the stuff I've recorded.
BRB GOING TO BRIBE THEM WITH MY MCDONALDS MONOPOLY FREE APPLE PIE AND CHICKEN NUGGETS
SO MANY CUTE GIRLS ON THIS TRAIN RN
They should make prison doors out of cereal bag glue.
FINALLY, I'VE WON MY FUCKING APPLE PIE
Kanye West Launches Petition To Have Face Added To Mount Rushmore wundergroundmusic.com/kanye-west-lau…
nice one for the free train wifi, but at least make it faster than 1 kb/s
Ah fuck you mr. time, you've made an enemy today
hey mr. time, is it okay if you don't take an hour from me tomorrow morning?
Dion Dublin joining Homes Under The Hammer is by far the biggest and most important news story of the day
MCDONALDS MONOPOLY IS BACK IMA WIN SO MANY GODDAMN APPLE PIES
So fortunate to have seen the Worlds tour live. Porter Robinson - Worlds: The Movie [Fan Made] youtu.be/kJT9niioLFA
Brixham is just a bit more dull than usual today #eclipse2015
Sepp Blatter refuses to take part in TV debates about FIFA's future. Says they "lack dignity". pic.twitter.com/98IJQO5FAe
Hans Zimmer - Time ft. Satellite Empire (The Machinist Remix): youtu.be/jwMG9wlhc84
I am not removing my Guinness hat at all today 🍀