Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it's illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand
Worst headline 2015 👏👏vKF
Is Steve Aoki showed up at your birthday party, what would you do?
My cat is sad because my other cat is whispering an unseemly proposal in his ear involving cocaine and strippers.
"Lamp posts live off the state! Get a job!" facebook.com/OfficialRussel…
Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them onion.com/1kFHgEc
p: How about the Iñaki Williams goal for Athletic Bilbao today! Better than Neymar's?!a
"If you were my son, Mac, I would have smothered you by now" #SuperTroopers
‘Jauz - Live set from HARD SUMMER 2015’ by JAUZ soundcloud.com/jauzofficial/h…
Still not seen Spectre. Saving it up for a hotel room around midnight in 2023 on ITV4 chopped to bits with ads, the way nature intended.
These guys dressed up as traffic cones on Halloween and started blocking traffic bzfd.it/1GZFwA8
The Force Awakens Trailer #3 - Music Only Edit [1080p] [Revised] youtu.be/Ci0C8ggQWys
I'm so bad with horror films.
Drinking game: Drink every time you want to drink, because you're an adult.
This night got weird fast...
I need to try this. "Skateboarding Meets Four-Cross Racing - Red Bull Feel the Wheel youtu.be/83K5QlYz4So
The Apple Store... [via Reddit]
"Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!"
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle mean I am Lord Voldemort when clearly it means Mr Tom, A Dildo Lover.
10 missed calls off Roman Abramovich
Wonder what he wants.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it's @jimmybullard
... Happy birthday, Jimmy!
anyone out this weekend who does the hotline bling dance should be arrested immediately.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. #BackToTheFuture #JourneyToMars
How many engineering officers does it take to fry an egg on a George Foreman?
ok now I want to go to this for New Years lightsallnight.com
Oh Scotland. That's unfortunate. #AUSvSCO
I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am going out tonight.
this is brilliant. [reddit]
I miss bake off Wednesday's. twitter.com/drraybakes/sta…
Halloween this year is going to be decent 🎃
Airplane! is just the most fantastic movie ever made.
wait, Homeland is back? WHAT
‘The Who - Baba O'Riley (Justin Caruso Remix)’ by Justin Caruso on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/justin-caruso-…
England this weekend! Elektriqa in Newcastle tomorrow and then Codec in Bristol on Saturday! Can't wait! Woohaa!
Finished by 11 on a Friday; few games of tennis, Don Diablo later. It's a good day.
My cat is sad because it's hit him that happiness is not a permanent state but a series of fleeting, fragile moments.
I'm going to Elektriqa // Don Diablo / Redondo / Felix Leiter // Digital next.fatsoma.com/elektriqa/wv0i…
can't wait to start my sea phase next year, flying out to Cape Town for my first tour on Aurora!