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Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it's illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand
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brb becoming an astronaut…
Worst headline 2015 👏👏vKF
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Is Steve Aoki showed up at your birthday party, what would you do?
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My cat is sad because my other cat is whispering an unseemly proposal in his ear involving cocaine and strippers.
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"Lamp posts live off the state! Get a job!"…
Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them
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👀 RT@worldsoccershopp: How about the Iñaki Williams goal for Athletic Bilbao today! Better than Neymar's?!a
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"If you were my son, Mac, I would have smothered you by now" #SuperTroopers
return of the buckateers
‘Jauz - Live set from HARD SUMMER 2015’ by JAUZ…
Still not seen Spectre. Saving it up for a hotel room around midnight in 2023 on ITV4 chopped to bits with ads, the way nature intended.
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These guys dressed up as traffic cones on Halloween and started blocking traffic
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The Force Awakens Trailer #3 - Music Only Edit [1080p] [Revised] via @YouTube
I'm so bad with horror films.
Drinking game: Drink every time you want to drink, because you're an adult.
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This night got weird fast...
I need to try this. "Skateboarding Meets Four-Cross Racing - Red Bull Feel the Wheel"
The Apple Store... [via Reddit]
"Get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!"
#SPECTRE tonight, excited
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle mean I am Lord Voldemort when clearly it means Mr Tom, A Dildo Lover.
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10 missed calls off Roman Abramovich Wonder what he wants.
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's @jimmybullard... Happy birthday, Jimmy!…
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anyone out this weekend who does the hotline bling dance should be arrested immediately.
How many engineering officers does it take to fry an egg on a George Foreman?
The Champiooooons
ok now I want to go to this for New Years
Oh Scotland. That's unfortunate. #AUSvSCO
I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am not going out tonight. I am going out tonight.
this is brilliant. [reddit]
I miss bake off Wednesday's.…
Halloween this year is going to be decent 🎃
Airplane! is just the most fantastic movie ever made.
wait, Homeland is back? WHAT
‘The Who - Baba O'Riley (Justin Caruso Remix)’ by Justin Caruso on #SoundCloud…
I need my bed.
England this weekend! Elektriqa in Newcastle tomorrow and then Codec in Bristol on Saturday! Can't wait! Woohaa!
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Finished by 11 on a Friday; few games of tennis, Don Diablo later. It's a good day.
My cat is sad because it's hit him that happiness is not a permanent state but a series of fleeting, fragile moments.
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I'm going to Elektriqa // Don Diablo / Redondo / Felix Leiter // Digital…
can't wait to start my sea phase next year, flying out to Cape Town for my first tour on Aurora!

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