wish my banter was up to the high standards of the oak furniture land lads
the brixham dolphin disaster is going to become a bigger meme than Harambe just you fuckin wait #dixout
Been playing Applause.mp4 all day to boost my self esteem
Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs onion.com/2bg4vWj
14' GOOOOOAAALLLL! WILL GRIGG! 🔥🔥🔥 (1-#wafc
Looking thru old pictures and found these, made me sad all over again.
Finally. "Trains set free to roam as they please." thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/…
😍 Porter Robinson - Shepherdess (Live Edit) & She Heals Everything @ Hard ...youtube.com/watch?v=wmw5ns…
for the first time in 4 months, I don’t have to set an alarm 🙌🏻
Last trip is a booze cruise, can't wait to drink moderately and behave appropriately
[colleague] Did you get everything you needed in Southampton Tom?
it is cristiano ronaldo riding through the sky on the back of his moth friend xox
i hope u like brusel sprouts u garbage lizard
Unscheduled overnight in Stockholm tomorrow 👍🏻 🇸🇪
This is the Chilcot executive summary
Just paid £8 for a pint in Copenhagen; bought 1L of absolut for the same price in Gibraltar. Sort it out Denmark 🇩🇰
i fixed giraffes everyone
what are the odds of 2 generation defining votes being so similar?
I've arrived back in the UK into an episode of black mirror
Live scenes from the channel tunnel...
Imagine trying to colonize the entire world and then saying how dare these immigrants come ruin our way of life, while eating kebabs.
One day, I will make it past the duty free in Gibraltar.
I love cloning as much as the next guy. Who is also me
person: How are you?
me: i literally have no idea
sail in is always a good one 🇮🇹 @ Venezia, Italiinstagram.com/p/BGq9EGPwVn8/
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
wouldn't normally post photos of food but PIZZA VOLCANO
If you want Britain summed up in a single photo, let this be the one (photo by @gordonrayner
so happy I can still watch homes under the hammer on board.
Just posted a photo @ Blankenberge instagram.com/p/BGSFFJnwVsa/
this is fucking ominous . I'm going to mail it to someone with no explanation
In 2011, two Amazon bots got in an algorithmic price war and ended up listing a book on fly genetics for $23.6m pcmag.com/article2/0,281…