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Tom
100 followers
I'm actually obsessed with Frozen
Really want to bitch slap you with a shovel
I need plans for the holiday
If karma won't hit you, I will.
Retweeted by Lord Ashby
Do guys even realise when they wear sweatpants you can basically see their dicks
Some chavy dad almost let his children get run over because he was too busy texting on his phone #aberfinest
If I put nearly as much effort in my essays as I do into twitter I'd probably get into Oxford
There are chavs near me. I don't feel safe #fml #dyingslowly #chavcentral
Stuck waiting in the bus bay till 7 for my dad. Fab #killme
Finally handed in my English coursework. Now I just wait till I fail
Probably not going to get into uni 👍
I would punch you but I'm holding wine
Home is a place where there's free food and wifi 👼
Time to meet mad madam mims after god knows how long 💁
The awkward moment when someone waves at someone behind you then you wave back #justkillme
Totally not listening to Kate Bush
After watching a film where they have the perfect prom I can already tell mines going to end up with me drinking vodka in a hotel bath tub 👍
When you get into a television series then you find out it was cancelled 💁🔫