does she even stretch yr soul tho
Bless my soul, Google Glasses everywhere and not a drop of social normalcy to drink
sorry I cried at your business happy hour
I deserve that, don't I, some sort of blazing love that I can live with.
601 tag team??? Considering retaking for the sheer joy of that duo.
a cool date would be a segway tour of Boston with you, each wearing flesh-toned full body suits & riding the same segway like 2 dill pickles
A Belief System to Which Even Tree Branches and Eyelashes Subscribe, the Denial of Gravity in Favor of Flying
the only pokemon i'd want to catch is miniature judy garland
Lately in my sleep I'll bite the inside of my mouth hard & snap awake & if that's not a cute metaphor for my own cycle of self destruction.
SCORPIO: buy higher heels; darker lipstick.
live passionately and true
if you've ever kissed someone or held someone or loved someone you have caused real & actual electricity in their body & that is divine
You would love the way she thinks of you.
we'll be gypsies and flirt with the world but i'll wear you like a medal and we'll come home to the sound of each other's laughter always
your hand lingered over the curve of her hip for the briefest of moments and lightening struck and now you're changed
return me to the ocean floor or better yet go far far back and give my atoms to the red stars from which I came
Science: an intense positive correlation between the number of words in your Starbucks order and the blondness of your hair.
A nice boy just called me a gentle fawn and I hissed at him
Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief:
Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey Jr. when they were a couple in the late 80's. pic.twitter.com/9J8nxo5r2z
a steady diet of coffee & french fries & diet coke & seven secrets you've always kept carefully locked away from everybody else
There was a moment when your whole self came out like the sun & even now, thinking of it, I'm dazzled by the light of you. #lovenotes
The sun moved - & to stay happy, so did I - but you stayed where you were under the trees & by the end of the day I couldn't see you anymore
A Truth: on my mother's 26th birthday her only child first said "mama"; the shining beacon of my day is free coffee @Starbucks
It's my party and I'll obsess over bones & connective tissue & organ function & neuronal synapses if I want to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN OF THE WEIRDOS, @tomatosurprises
Try And Not Fuck This Up:
A one-woman play by Sara Burns
everyone start following @tomatosurprises
and also start calling her Starburns.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PADDIECAKES O'CONNOR YOU OLD IRISH FART @padraic_oconnor
a cool date would be taking you to each and every one of these places and seeing what stuck viralnova.com/nightmarish-pl…
My name is Sara
I'm so scared the
Photos that you took are gonna get shared, a
(Do the pity girl rock)
their aversion to bridges was less about a mistrust of man-made things but more so of irreversible transitions from where they'd come from
Has anyone ever made you pancakes in the shape of your most favorite thing? Well, have they?
Life has been some combination of fairy-tale coincidence and joie de vivre and shocks of beauty together with some hurtful self questioning.
Even when our relationship was falling apart I was thinking Arbys.
So. You'd like to act.
Step 1: chew gum
Step 2: place gum on board
Step 3: doodle around gum
Step 4: put gum back in mouth
Step 5: profit.
I cut steel on this man's jawbone. instagram.com/p/fxz1JEjYFA/
Happy Wednesday I dropped my sock in the toilet
It's not because there's nothing to say but because there are too many lives ablaze in your head and they are all fighting to be lived
yo I'm ruta-in' and bega-in' you to turnip this song, it's got the SICKEST beet, so underground. NO? Shit, you have shallot of nerve.
"munchkin to donut equivalency" - my Google history
I wonder what other greats have had no heat or hot water in this trailer before me
Tonight at 7pm I'm doing a re-imagining of the Sitcom "Three's Company" at @improvboston
with Harry Gordon, Paul... fb.me/ThSAt0KI
Come on skinny arms, just last the year