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sara burns
Many seem upset that I haven't been tweeting about Les Misérables lately. But you must wait one day more another day another destiny this ne
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I hope someday you see this is all life wants: for you to be your own kind of beautiful & not the kind that makes you forget who you are.
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i've been making a lot of mistakes lately, she said to me and i said, i hope that's true
today i laid in nature & ate good fries & said no to a job bc it was porn & cried at sufjan stevens' concert (& lived my existence in 1 day)
WHEN PEOPLE ARE SMILING AND THEY TRY TO STOP SMILING BUT THEY CAN'T STOP SMILING DEAR GOD THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD
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No, Thanks. I'd Rather Take A Nap. -an autobiography
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in my tragic coolness an elderly woman has just said to me "nice coat, it looks like something my grandson would wear. he's a gay."
Happiness begins when you realize no one owes you a fucking thing.
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don't you think it's time we all be a little bit kinder with each other
you're the worst thing that ever happened to me pic.twitter.com/p1e4F0pPtA
any glass is a wine glass if your priorities are properly sorted
i asked him to play with my hair (as is any gf's right) & he picked up two stray strands & acted out a snappy scene, if you wondered still
to love well is to filter well
happy arbor day check out these fine ass trees pic.twitter.com/IrQmYQHI1o
attn all cool girls: you can get MAD!! you can say NO!! you can CRY and be a CLICHÉ and still be COOL!! I love you!!
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First date conversation starters: -what's your favorite tree? -do you smell like a tree? -can I smell you? -will you build me a treehouse?
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when u in a bad place but u keeping a positive outlook pic.twitter.com/vaYeSOvNsk
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HUG A TREE FEEL SOME DRT IN UR HANDS BE NICE TO YOUR PLANET WIND IS SO COOL PLANT SOMETHING SEE EVERYTHING
look i know that the world is hot garbage sometimes but here's a tip: u gotta talk about what u love
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[ordering at the drivethru] "can i take your order?" yes hi i'd like something so beautiful it makes me feel deeply sad but also alive ".,,"
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IT'S TRUE MOST PEOPLE ARE FUCKING AWFUL, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THEM. YOU CAN BE A PETAL / A CONCEPT / AN INNER SKY / SYNTHETIC VENOM
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you look right and see exactly how she'd be in the space beside you
an open letter from the service industry to discourteous guests pic.twitter.com/gcoqjgB048
is a lush vegetable garden that's all mine & yields cute food that my lover chefs into delicate meals & then hand feeds to me so much to ASK
saw a small child hold up her hand & very seriously say "no funny stuff please" to her mother trying to tickle her & finally i have an idol
may you meet your It Person may you go everywhere together
I heard your new girl never even stuns you with a spectacular heist of your otherwise flawless reason
sick of tweeting so good 4 u haters
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if ur dog is named wrinkles i will adopt you both
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the people running my truman show have got to get their act together
let yourself be happy you silly human being
"you are a constellation of a ravioli in the sky," said my boyfriend to me, if you wonder why i date him
"Soooo we threw out most of the sunsets and your grandparents, but here's your worst ex's number for when you're loaded at brunch." - brains
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guess what, feeling total & whole is also intolerable
.@tomatosurprises just texted me a photo of a flower. I'll file it with the rest of them.
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love is patient love is kind april fools
i have a very big crush on u but sadly i am only a little bug and u r a garden
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up in the club like i want to be able to be myself but only when i want to be myself you know
caught some streetlights glancing up in envy at the waxing gibbous pic.twitter.com/X2r5v6xDKF
anyways i got some corner lip lacerations from enjoying a lunchables pizza sauce packet too enthusiastically thank you for following
one cool thing about a lady is that it's pretty impossible to insult her in a way she's not already self-deprecatingly thought of herself
i knew from the beginning that some of you would not understand it, but i was only ever writing for those peculiar glimmers that did