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sara burns
is a lush vegetable garden that's all mine & yields cute food that my lover chefs into delicate meals & then hand feeds to me so much to ASK
saw a small child hold up her hand & very seriously say "no funny stuff please" to her mother trying to tickle her & finally i have an idol
may you meet your It Person may you go everywhere together
I heard your new girl never even stuns you with a spectacular heist of your otherwise flawless reason
sick of tweeting so good 4 u haters
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if ur dog is named wrinkles i will adopt you both
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the people running my truman show have got to get their act together
let yourself be happy you silly human being
"you are a constellation of a ravioli in the sky," said my boyfriend to me, if you wonder why i date him
"Soooo we threw out most of the sunsets and your grandparents, but here's your worst ex's number for when you're loaded at brunch." - brains
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guess what, feeling total & whole is also intolerable
.@tomatosurprises just texted me a photo of a flower. I'll file it with the rest of them.
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love is patient love is kind april fools
i have a very big crush on u but sadly i am only a little bug and u r a garden
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up in the club like i want to be able to be myself but only when i want to be myself you know
caught some streetlights glancing up in envy at the waxing gibbous
anyways i got some corner lip lacerations from enjoying a lunchables pizza sauce packet too enthusiastically thank you for following
one cool thing about a lady is that it's pretty impossible to insult her in a way she's not already self-deprecatingly thought of herself
i knew from the beginning that some of you would not understand it, but i was only ever writing for those peculiar glimmers that did
in an uber and the driver has started every single sentence with "YA KNOW, FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER..." so bye it's been a good life
one day you'll catch yourself listening to a person like everything they've got to say is an answer to a question you've always had
happy wednesday check out this renegade sproutling my boyfriend has named leaf ericson
Thinkin of the words that are and the ones to come from @tomatosurprises that I'll frame in my future house
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hey babe it's a beautiful night and someone else's loveliness does not negate your own
he gives you laugh lines and then he memorizes them too
how do you know? he asked me and i told him you know when your blood courses to the rhythm of her building great things
Happiness Killed the Twitter Star
the truth is that not one of us has got it figured out and guess what that's just fine
and when it comes down to it i hope you are lucky enough to look down & find you are loving someone from wall to wall of your inflated heart
a mall kiosk man just assaulted me in the form of screaming in my face "do you wash a lot normally???" everything's coming up roses
the cool thing about knowing a strange & wonderful woman is that she is actually ten thousand women and they are all strange & wonderful too
THIS UPDATE INCLUDES: -Mysterious bird bones -Empathetic pebbles -Reversed moon -Removed “blue" -You are not afraid anymore -Misc. bug fixes
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forgive that we are running contradictions in our easygoing frenzy
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there are gods who couldn't still time the way we do
if it brings you absolute happiness, may it still now and then terrify you
log on. retweet every beautiful thought @tomatosurprises has. log off and drift off to sleep in the warmth of soft human truth
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step 1: spot ex waiting for the same train as you step 2: find corner and face it, become human slug step 3: you live here now
"this wine's moscato go. bye." - @marymeplease thx
"I mean, I wouldn't with a borrowed pussy." -@FrizziFace, folks
extreme self love and relentless love of others are not mutually exclusive things