Breaking: The Falcons' Julio Jones reportedly to miss rest of season with injured talon
Terrelle Pryor throws his second touchdown. One more away from a free tattoo. #SDvsOAK
I'm "Ugh. That game starts AFTER the late local news? Are you serious?" years old. #SDvsOAK
BREAKING: Josh Freeman to Vikings.
ALSO BREAKING: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
FUN FACT: The carpet in my car is the same exact color as Dan Fouts' beard. #SDvsOAK
Raiders and Chargers kickoff at 11:35est. My grandpa is really looking forward to watching the 4th quarter.
Every time Daniel Bryan wins a match, Moondog Spot tells everybody in the room that he could've been a number one guy. #WWEBattleground
I want to join a gym where everybody just takes turns swinging The Great Khali around by his feet. #WWEBattleground
Cody, Dustin, & Dusty... Great family. Great dog names. #WWEBattleground
Here, Honey. I made you a mixtape. It's just "What's Up?!" by R-Truth six times on each side. xoxoxo Luv yuuuuuu ♥ #WWEBattleground
E'rybody up in da club doin da Cesaro swing. #WWEBattleground
Does WWE pay for the same Zeb Colter to travel to each event, or do they just grab any old homeless guy and start fresh? #WWEBattleground
They might as well just send those pink squares on Peyton Manning's postgame forehead to Canton right now.
You can always count on Tony Romo to be Tony Romo.
Halloween Costume Idea: Jim Schwartz's ego. I get to eat all I want before then.
Have you heard the big news? pic.twitter.com/Kc7faxDk4F
The Packers get one taken away, and then the Lions score a td. Damn you, Las Vegas. Damn you.
James Jones is a professional magician. He just plays football in his spare time. #Packers
I can tell from the Lions' uniforms, what I always suspected. They kinda support breast cancer.
I've had enough of these stupid commentators. Time for the radio
Claaaaaay Matthews BIG sack. [*double entendre]
The front line stops Reggie again. Our fat guys are all over their Bush. #GoPackGo
Of the many traditions associated with the Packers franchise, my favorite are the former Cowboys who lineup to hate on us via commentating.
Best NFL catch so far belongs to ... Randall Cobb thebiglead.com/2013/10/06/ran… #Packers
Matthew Stafford: Touchdowns with a touch of Down's
A former Badger is playing great against the Packers. I hate to see cheese on cheese crime. #DamnShame
Let's all give Lion's coach, Jim Schwartz, a big pat on the back. Jim Harbaugh, you can go first.
HUGE sack by Packers great, Brad Jones!! (gets out media guide to figure out who Brad Jones is)
BREAKING: Native Americans announce they are far less offended by "Redskins" than by the Cincinnati cheerleaders being named the "Ben-Gals"
This is what Calvin Johnson's fantasy owners are doing right now. pic.twitter.com/ejuDHdzJUe
Aw man. Calvin Johnson is out for today's Packers game. #Megagone pic.twitter.com/JYE7GIYt2F
Derrick Rose leans into a closet, kisses a grey suit, promises he'll be back in 48min, and takes the floor for the first time in over a year
PHOTO TRIVIA: The last time the Detroit Lions won in Green Bay pic.twitter.com/hSSfJNqjHb
Today, on ESPN Classic: Babe Ruth reenacts the eating contest from Stand By Me, and your nana denies ever knowing Wilt Chamberlain.
Ask your doctor if being Clay Matthews is right for you. pic.twitter.com/nfJmFfXxSi
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Clay Matthews is expected to play this weekend. In other news, Matthew Stafford just quit football.
Who's going to win this Sunday's NFL Matchup?
RT for Green Bay Packers
Slap yourself in the face for Detroit Lions
Do you have anything to do with shutting down the governement, @Revis24
Matt Flynn Spends Enormous Raiders Paycheck On Finest Bench Money Can Buy wp.me/p2APiU-5DK pic.twitter.com/iLbv8RujQB
BREAKING: Cleveland's Brian Hoyer ruled out for season. Art Modell, LeBron, and Michael Jordan share a champagne toast
As requested, here's a picture of Alex Rodriguez sucking a big fat one. pic.twitter.com/R7OGP1KVpP