Jim Harbaugh always looks like a dad who lost his family in the mall.
Happy New Year!
When is Hallmark going to release a line of "Sorry about your Cowboys losing" cards? I'm tired of saying it every year.
[tucking little kid in] Well, honey, sometimes the karate man's leg just breaks, and its horrifying. I doubt I'll sleep either. G'night.
Quit acting so butt hurt. #GoPackGo
Hey Bears Fans, you lost. Just McCown it.
Hey Bears Fans, what are you wearing to the playoffs? Oops. Never mind.
"I could've done THAT." ~Lovie Smith
Oh you have bad knees and can't run on hard surfaces? Have you tried running on the Bears?
BREAKING: Jay Cutler throws tantrum at halftime, but it gets intercepted and returned for 6.
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I'm glad Jay Cutler is healthy and rested. The Packers really need him.
I know I've said this before, and I'm sure I'll say it again, but, "SHUT UP, TROY."
He'll never Cut-learn
Business as Douche-ual
Our secret 'stache.
Playoff spot up for grabs. We're lookin to Steeler.
Other teams trying to take the Packers' playoff spot? We could Quarless.
NFL PLAYOFF TIEBREAKERS
Golden Globe noms
Lil Wayne lookalike contest
Urijah Faber's chin, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.
Cowboys vs Bears. The history of Alaska.
Eli Manning Dislikes:
Ouchy Head Tickles (Lice)
Earth Tubs (Lakes)
Trotty Stretch Dogs (Horses)
Cinnamon Struts (??)
Foldy Burgers (Tacos)
Don't worry. I'm going to spend all of halftime figuring out a way to blame the kicked ball play on Dom Capers.
Please let the Packers win.
Just don't get Flynnjured.
Does Kobe understand that most able-bodied humans are also ready to make their NBA season debut against the Raptors?
Currently watching Orlando Magic vs Washington Wizards as per the conditions of my probation.
"That Auburn & Alabama game was completely nuts." ~Charles Manson
"Coming up on ESPN's Outside the Lines: Is getting a late fall felony the new Heisman pose? PLUS, are halftime shows slowly killing us all?"
SPORTS TRIVIA: Verne Lundquist pronounces "White" like Stewie from Family Guy pronounces "Cool Whip"
Never Metta World Peace I didn't like.
Andrew Byn um Slimfast for Christmas
A tie? Kinda like a loss, but not? Thanks, for the existential crisis, football.
I just gave a look to our offensive line like a mother gives a misbehaving child.
Pretty Exciting Flynnish.
Love you, Christian Ponder. xoxox
Christian Ponder just overthrew a receiver so bad, it landed in Tampa Bay, then Jacksonville for a season, backup in Arizona, cut, backup in