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Tim Ivers
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My new thesaurus is awful. It's also awful.
Queen Elsa is really mad at Omaha today. She needs to Let it Go. #frozen #snowmaha
This Omaha weather changes more than a Kardashian's relationship status. #alot #flipflop
The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now. #hopeful #revise #outlookaltered
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.#getit #tentacles
Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.
Dude, you're huge, do you use steroids? No, whey man. #steroids #medchem #jokesonjokes
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks the bartender for a beer, and one for the road. #getit? #jokes
I got the creighton sick bug. #ick #sick
Cuz I'm happy lalala clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do #happy #loveit #fridayismyday
I have the day off of school and I wake up the earliest the whole semester. #psychocircadianrhythm #muhlife
"You know those long days that never seem to end?" -yesterday
So proud of these young men @BluejayMBB Quality student athletes @Creighton who #LetItFly and made it special for all of us! #CUproudpres
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