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Tom Robison
A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of developers is called a merge conflict.
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@SaraJChipps the same world in which joey fatone got into nsync.
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"If you know at what point the system breaks, you can ask 'is it good enough?'. Often easier than asking 'what do we need to support?'"
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Ready to settle in with @FPSantangelo and Bob Carpenter to watch the @Nationals on @masnNationals. #finallySpring
Here's my version of the poster if all goes well. MVP-Actual Results. You learn from each stage, but don't reuse ALL pic.twitter.com/tMsx4sR1N4
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Damn it, Google DNS... you're not supposed to fail.
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Happy that we are finally moving beyond being hung up on judging by titles rather than by actions.
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Sorry RT @RealSkipBayless: Sorry, but this is a letdown for Monday night. Duke-Kentucky would've been epic.
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#ContinuousDelivery: "Ship to your customer whatever product you want, whenever you feel like it, without drama" - @adamhjk #ChefConf
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"Crappy code invites more crappy code, people tend to adapt their new code to the quality of what's already there." - ow.ly/njnvn
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Programmer's motto: "We'll cross that bridge when it's burning underneath us."
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Sometimes I think the most important thing a senior dev can do is show their weaknesses around junior devs. It shows it's OK.
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"People who love to eat are always the best people" - Julia Child
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You're a pretty big asshole when you DDoS something, especially when they're services I use.
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“joke’s on you Nagios, I’m already awake” <= a thing I just said out loud to my telephone #opslife
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"microservices break the biggest source of shared state, in most applications: the database as a global variable" thoughtworks.com/insights/blog/…
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Surprises you find when reading through the SQLite code. Somebody must've received a lot of calls. pic.twitter.com/1yTAvYLHMx
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Everyone is like whee fun programming! What they don't tell you is that your computer is a total asshole.
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A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
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McDonald's to debut Old Bay flavored Filet-O-Fish sandwichs: Mid-Atlantic McDonald's restaurants are getting r... bit.ly/179rUSm
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10x engineers are job creators: they create jobs for 10 engineers to clean up their messes
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"In a distributed system, failing services are a luxury; slow and unresponsive ones are a nightmare." from: bit.ly/1A6cDOa
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Ditching your commute is the happiness equivalent of a $40,000 raise: lifehac.kr/UmPbWAu pic.twitter.com/ipxNpbnCMH
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Glory in the combat for the purple and the white (and the white!) pic.twitter.com/RaIcjtQ3fH
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Looks like Nino got one of those all-you-can-eat tickets to this game. The man has feasted. #KState #EMAW
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Well, there you have it. Kansas State sits alone atop the best league in college hoops. pic.twitter.com/gCPVQtBhzQ
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WellActuallyConf, a conference where each talk is followed by a rebuttal talk with irrelevant anecdotes about contrarian outliers.
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I wonder what the sum of human time lost per year connecting to the Internet is.
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Via @KSUManhatter, non-handhsake w/ Snyder: bit.ly/1vUgeYZ RT @UCLACoachMora: I will defend the safety of my players...forever.
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Jim Mora: i don't have to shake Bill Snyders hand Shawn Oakman: Shake his hand Jim Mora: Shakes hand pic.twitter.com/EGkVG63IV2
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ICYMI: Kansas State kicker Matthew McCrane attempts a rabona onside kick and nearly pulls it off. VIDEO: es.pn/1xCBLvh
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Bill Snyder: We are going to beat you next year. Shawn Oakman: Yes sir pic.twitter.com/3mPPjbNZ09
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem.
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No #Packers WR had ever eclipsed 1,500 receiving yards in a season, until Jordy Nelson Sunday: pack.rs/2942f pic.twitter.com/v8BuRtRsHR
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We are currently experiencing a DNS issue. Engineers are working on the issue. We will update the status page as soon as we can.
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@verlaine101 @Rackspace support telling me nothing wrong - someone needs to tell support there is a problem
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Definitely just tried to print the range of pages - "0-5" #nerdLife
These sets all have the same mean, median, and variance. Lesson: Always Visualize the Data. (thx @peeterskris) pic.twitter.com/RmAqsunh9z
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