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May you have a prosperous New year #ShitTheySay
That awkward moment when you go to forcefully shut down a place and end up making it famous and trend countrywide #AditiRestaurant #congress
"But, why can't we be friends?"- How to get telemarketers to hang up.
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#IShudBeInSiliconValleyBcoz Have been a die hard follower of silicon since youth.
Last time we made jokes on somebody, he became the legendary Sir Ravindra Jadeja. So, please be careful while making jokes on Rahul Gandhi.
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#pappudiwas Good thing about him is that atleast you dont have to bear with 10 full page ads in @timesofindia on his diwas. @AapChutiyeHain
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)
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All damaads are born equal but some damaads are more equal than others @AapChutiyeHain @YearOfRat @0__1
All damaads are born equal, but some damaads are more equal than others
Traffic ko neat hona chayee. Jaam to glass mein bhi hota hai #BhaiKaStyle
That awkward moment when Jagmohan Dalmiya's wife calls him by his second name.
Hero to Sharukh hona chayee, Salman to Khurshied bhi hota hain #jugaadat859
That awkward moment when you work in fashion brand and the AC mechanic is more smartly dressed than you
We welcome CIC judgement bringing pol parties under RTI.
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#lifekaplanb Wait ... Where is the plan A
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own wife. @Laugh_Riot
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Corruption will not be an issue in the delhi election - Shiela DIKshit
#iplfinal Dear people present in eden gardens. Please repeat your 1996 performance when sri and shukla come for the presentation
Its fixed. CSK have been asked to loose the match so that no one can blame that sri had fixed it all for CSK to win.
Zindagi rahee to baar baar milege. UP nahi to bihar mein milegey. pic.twitter.com/0C8ZGzFoIQ
Law will take its own course and i shall not resign till then is actually saying gaand mein dum hai to kuch karke dhikaon mera!