That awkward moment when you go to forcefully shut down a place and end up making it famous and trend countrywide #AditiRestaurant #congress
"But, why can't we be friends?"- How to get telemarketers to hang up.
Have been a die hard follower of silicon since youth.
Last time we made jokes on somebody, he became the legendary Sir Ravindra Jadeja. So, please be careful while making jokes on Rahul Gandhi.
Good thing about him is that atleast you dont have to bear with 10 full page ads in @timesofindia
on his diwas. @AapChutiyeHain
Please come back. I miss you.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)
All damaads are born equal but some damaads are more equal than others @AapChutiyeHain @YearOfRat @0__1
All damaads are born equal, but some damaads are more equal than others
Traffic ko neat hona chayee. Jaam to glass mein bhi hota hai #BhaiKaStyle
That awkward moment when Jagmohan Dalmiya's wife calls him by his second name.
Hero to Sharukh hona chayee, Salman to Khurshied bhi hota hain #jugaadat859
That awkward moment when you work in fashion brand and the AC mechanic is more smartly dressed than you
We welcome CIC judgement bringing pol parties under RTI.
Wait ... Where is the plan A
A sense of humor is a mans cleavage @Laugh_Riot
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own wife. @Laugh_Riot
Corruption will not be an issue in the delhi election - Shiela DIKshit
Dear people present in eden gardens. Please repeat your 1996 performance when sri and shukla come for the presentation
Its fixed. CSK have been asked to loose the match so that no one can blame that sri had fixed it all for CSK to win.
Zindagi rahee to baar baar milege. UP nahi to bihar mein milegey. pic.twitter.com/0C8ZGzFoIQ
Law will take its own course and i shall not resign till then is actually saying gaand mein dum hai to kuch karke dhikaon mera!
Subrato roy Sahara: I am a law abiding citizen
Sunny Leone: Main dupatte ke bina ghar se bahar kadam tak nahi rakhti.
BJP workers Gang rape minor girl in Badnagar town of Madhya pradesh . is @ChouhanShivraj
listening ?epaper.patrika.com/118210/Patrika… #shame
Just because we cannot offer cigarette to God, we offer him agarbatti. #re
Cirkut Kailash Kher in 2012 " Amabar tak yahi naad gunjega, Anna Hajare"
In 2013 " Ho raha hai Bharat Nirmaan"
Paisa Boss Paisa....
buy you a smartphone with which you can tweet on #onlymoneycan
Dawoods left hand shakeel calls up @timesofindia
and denies their hand in fixing. Says moved to white business like real estate. Respect
Buffet mein kya hai ? Bharat
Kapil, manish lock up one or two from twitter, Will ya.
in memory of electricity which left us today evening.
Munaf patel has been brought back into the "attack" - commentators #ShitTheySay
Never trust a girl who has a self clicked side pose pic in her DP
The key to be more tolerant and emphatic to world around you and fellow humans is to be connected and close.
Ravindra jadeja was fixed to play the SIR
Forget the vodafone hideous tshirt, they even have to carry that horrible super fan placard. Who the fuck would want a signed ball for this!
Analog signal processing ppt #truestory
Sreesanth : I am innocent.
Sunny Leone : Aise to phir mai bhi virgin hoon. #watsapp
You show me in the employee handbook where it says I can't be Batman on casual Friday.
Hiw fucking freaking would it be if Dawood and big boss turned out to be the same guy.
Revital mein kaafi saalo se kha raha hun. #ShitTheySay
is trending world wide. Spare a thought for Dara Singh
Bravery and stupidity rolled in together