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Tom Nash
A referendum when? About what??? You'd think someone would've mentioned it...
I just want to know if the ducklings ever came back.
If you join in with the song a nursery walking train is singing as they stroll, you're weird, apparently... This fucking country.
Haven't been able to see any photos or pics since the last app update. Anyone recommend an alternative?
Lazy pre-Palace morning with the boy.
Tiny person meets tiny pup, part 3
Puppy is sleeping. Baby too. Three year old is occupied and quiet. BOSH. Hurry up, 4pm
The calm before the storm...
Managed two hours before I drove a van into an expensive car. Goooooooo, TOM!
Why do they keep calling Simon Fromblue 'Simon Webb'?
Ever growing impression that #indyref no campaigners would struggle to convince a starving man to eat.
Bark still needs work pupdate
Twitter CFO says a Facebook-style filtered feed is coming, whether you like it or not… Beginning of the end?
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Work today is reading stories. More jobs like this, please!
Selected for a random spot check at the Ikea Croydon self checkout. A new low.
Sod it, bussing out that photo again...
Apparently I'm looking after a seven month old and a 3 year old next Friday. Not forgetting the clingy puppy. JOY.
Here's that errant c: c. Chuck it where it was needed.
But stopping a narrative to devote two pages to desribing a room is a bit much, right?
I am an impatient reader.
Descriptions of stuff in novels can be beautifully done but I do find myself shouting "JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY" at the page a lot...
Last RT is a GREAT idea.
Dreamy fella just got shot at close range with a pump action shotgun but just has a tiny shoulder wound. BOOOOO, shitty daytime movie.
One of the characters just said she sent her fella to a psychiatrist to get him to marry her... The fuck?
If course, all her friends ask when she will date again as dishy office bloke takes an interest. I think he's going to fix her. Yay blokes!
Awesome film on Channel 5. Woman's fella dies in plane crash, she gets sectioned, then a new job- which becomes her life...
Ok, so one of the batteries may have fallen out of the laser pen the other day. Works fine. Now I have guilt about my shitty ebay review.
So this is why Sky Sports haven't reported from the Palace training ground in over an hour #cpfc
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"If you don't want nude pics leaked, don't take nude pics with your phone —" *Tasers you* *steals your shoes* SHOULDN'T WEAR SHOES BRO
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How come I need to close Firefox in order to update Word, eh @Microsoft? Eh? EH????
Ah, the glorious outraged. Drawing your attention to things that would usually pass you by and including hashtags to help find said things.
Going through old notebooks. Things just took a disturbing turn...
Let's not look at the table, eh? Three games into the season is POINTLESS. #motd
Headless Ned aside, #GoT #Funko collection is now complete.
So, thanks for that gem, Parcelforce bloke. Don't start that dog training school just yet, eh?
"If he doesn't listen, grab his scruff," He says, grabbing Graham's scruff. "It won't hurt him." "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" says Graham...
Parcelforce bloke decided I needed some tips on training the dog...
"Torres ends Chelsea hell" Won the Champions League, Europa League, FA Cup Earned £1m/month for 3.5 years Truly, the stuff of nightmares.
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This person has described the colour of something as 'burnt sienna'. So... it's brown then. Time waster.
Group of 'lads' walk past discussing the best way to apply fake tan... Being a teenage boy is different now, eh?
Fast Show reference (for the youngbloods).
*falls down the stairs*
Have since finished reading We3. Powerful stuff. Would recommend to anyone who likes beautiful, well written graphic novels.