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Tom Nash
That little chant of 'Eng-er-land' while the stewards dealt with issues in the away end was a bit embarrassing #cpfc
Next project: get this gorgeous old lady back on the road.
She doesn't look half bad for an old gal. pic.twitter.com/9fMAAKmJIZ
Washed the Golf. First time in a year. There was moss on her. Feel like an abusive partner. I'll make it up when she's back on the road.
I say just, it was about half hour ago now. Don't tweet and drive, kids.
A deer just ran across the road in front of my car. In Croydon.
Ah, the white man's annual struggle to look good in shorts...
Makes as much sense as my scanning receipts task- I have the only computer that can't speak to the scanner... FACE
I'm shit with money and always hated maths- makes sense that I've been delegated learning the accounting software then...
Did you miss today's toon? Well, here it is again- Attempted Murder wp.me/p5KSkv-fr #webcomic pic.twitter.com/oRe15ycub7
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And while I'm on adverts- the Stubhub one on the radio. Ugh.
Today's @tutandgroan toon is a belter. No, really.
Loadsa folk shouting into hands-free kits and pushing prams.
I am in Dulwich. It is not as pleasant as I have been led to believe...
myvisiononline's shitty online registration bollocks is making me want to stamp on kittens.
175 toons on the site now. We guarantee that you'll find at least one that's not *that* bad, I guess... tutandgroan.com
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Guess who won the 'taking home the fucking great van' contest? It doesn't feel like a victory. I miss my Caddy.
Just clicked the link. They love them some intrusive advertising, does @CroydonAd. Three words words read before redirect. Won't bother.
Today's toon again. Our 175th go at this drawing lark. It's going well. wp.me/p5KSkv-h8 Another Three Panels pic.twitter.com/L5nphrVI6M
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Don't get me wrong, great footballer AND great at fighting over song selections in drinking establishments (Don't want to be a 'hater')
Like in that bar, when he battered that fella. twitter.com/CPFC/status/59…
Spoiler LRT. It's a cartoon with more than one panel. A real treat.
Tomorrow's toon is our 175th and we've lined up something special to celebrate. Make sure you're about at two minutes past 10 tomorrow.
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I understand why, of course, but this is all a bit tough on Palace: Win at Anfield, one of their best performances of the season...ignored
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Palace's former social media dude sounding a bit bitter.
"I'm sorry we were so much better, Stevie." pic.twitter.com/m1uCiRYjXT
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This cunt chooses to support Millwall. twitter.com/prodnose/statu…
How terribly inconsiderate of Crystal Palace to piss on Stevie's parade.
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Get in Palace. We love wrecking parties #cpfc
Proofreading firm sending requests for work at 4.30 on a Saturday can do one.
New treat stinks and I love it pupdate