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Tom Nash
Five years later, he finally updates his avi
Not that I need approval, of course, being the blokey man's man that I clearly am.
The missus has approved the shaved head look from last summer. Bring on the clippers.
The dog does moody and brooding so much better than me... Jealous.
That link doesn't even work so I have no idea what they're so pleased about
My totally legit and not at all moody Game of Thrones download hasn't finished yet. Sad now
Don't forget, we're also on your racist schoolfriend's social network of choice:
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Well, this is a shock. Author of Telegraph small business letter is one CCHQ-Admin…
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If you (yes, YOU) followed @tutandgroan, it'd make my Sunday *flutters eyelashes*
We passed 150 toons last week & celebrated with our first comic strip. In case you missed it:
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Went to see The Woman In Black. Bloke next to me got proper into it. Actual ground clearance when he jumped. Muchos entertainment.
I am at the theatre. I am well sophisticated.
To be fair, they both wear claret and blue. Plus Birmingham and East London are practically on top of each other.
Someone in the office bought skimmed milk and now I don't want to work here anymore.
Young colleague is trying to arrange car insurance... FUCK ABOUT.
Geezer whining about how tough it is to be a minted landlord with multiple properties on the day I forget my tiny, tiny violin. Typical.
Think i overused my daily allowance of quotation marks in that one.
The political parties will be pleased to hear how the propaganda gets swallowed without question, mind.
Killer 'stat' rolled out as 'fact' earlier that 50% of Britain's population is now 'non native'. Think I've strained my eye rolling muscles.
Voter apathy is underrated.
Office talk turned to politics this morning and now I am sad in my heart.
My grandmother used to talk all kinds of shit. Didn't mean we'd listen...…
After a year of confirming my new address, I get polling cards sent to my old one too. Palm- meet face.
Two women footballers nut each other- neither fall to the floor like they've been shot. Huh.
This, EXACTLY THIS, is why we can't have nice things.
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Which reminds me...
Anyway... Enough football- have I mentioned I do cartoons yet today? @tutandgroan