Why do people. Ask one sentence questions in two badly composed sentences?
Whatsapp have stopped holding my messages to ransom... They certainly have an odd way of doing business.
My article on Nelson Mandela from this morning - "Mandela will never, ever be your minstrel": okwonga.com/?p=869
I've been to Belfast 4 times. Perhaps we should team up on the lecture tour circuit. If there is such a thing.
Well done Yodel delivery person. Well. Done. pic.twitter.com/TD0EqJUlCW
I've been to Spain a few times. When do I start my lecture series on ETA and the Basque separatist movement?
I questioned the logic of the statement but someone who went there once for 2 weeks set me straight on the whole place. The hero.
Comment at pub last night that Mandela's death would cause rioting...
'Did you know colds are mostly psychological?' Murder She Wrote is supremely shite.
Sometimes you need to throw a strop to get your point across.
Even those who live there all their lives often struggle to understand South Africa's culture & politics!
Travel to South Africa once and apparently you automatically become a authority on the politics and culture of the place... Dick.
Is there a definitive reason why everyone in the buying & selling of property trade seems woeful inept at their job? Three months & counting
Doesn't help that his mum is too busy chatting to stop him destroying everything and attacking other littl'uns... She can fuck off too.
I know it's wrong to dislike a child, but there is one tiny gobshite in that toddler sport thing that is genuinely cuntish...
Manuel Pellegrini looks baked.
: The Daily Hammer is out! paper.li/WestHamHQ/1316…
Stories via @thewritetomnash
" Ah, automated tools. #cpfc
all day. Scummy irons.
I have ham flavour popcorn. Not sure if I'm happy about this or not...
Joel Ward is pure class. Ravel Morrison could learn a thing or two from him... #cpfc
That squirrel was squeaking at me again. Twat. If he does it again, I'll tell him I've got an air rifle & we'll see how tough he really is.
People who don't answer the phone when you call back seconds after missing their call are THE WORST. #worsethanMugabe
Ravel Morrison is a disgrace. #cpfc pic.twitter.com/JXAZ0xxDC0
Let me guess- Fat Sam feels they were the better side, deserved to win, blah blah blah, more deluded bullshit... EAGLES! #cpfc #whufc
Westside Hammers suffer defeat at the Soccer Palace in the EPL sundown soccer. Not great for Humongous Sam. #Sundownsoccer
Ravel Morrison is a scummy fucker int he? Bad loser.
Old pic but still the funniest graffiti I've seen pic.twitter.com/ZjN9grR4F7
The West Ham fans haven't made much noise all game... Huh. #cpfc
Gonna be cooooold at Selhurst tonight. Longjohns on. #cpfc
Hundreds have probably asked it. Give a fuck.
Do you prefer to be called gherkins?
Kudos to @Foyles
for a brilliant, simple and effective message (via @RHNZ
No idea why I did it. Guess I miss the dog... SAD FACE
Chased a squirrel through the garden & now it is screeching at me from a tree.
Today's cartoon: scene from an English teachers' wild party pic.twitter.com/RmGHF2MbZ3
Now to focus on MY writing. Woot.
Finishing your day's work at quarter to 12 feels odd...
Last RT- now THAT is a photo.
What's the point of a 4x HD TV if the max things are shot is HD? Am I missing something?
Built to Fade - To Dust. Deffo worth a listen if you haven't already. Soundtrack to my work week.
There's more reaction to this Paul Walker bloke dying on my Facebook than there was to Maggie Thatchz. Read into that what you will...
Why the huge fuss over a fake celebrity account? Was it written that a rip off Chris Eccleston will usher in the end of days or something?
John Waters fish is pimpin'
Let's be honest- who WOULDN'T barge a grandma out the way for a cheap telly?
NB: Some folk react hilariously when you call them a cunt.
People are fascinating. This frazzled bint not looking where she's going almost mows me down but I'm the arsehole. Fascinating.
I work when I want, do the work I want and I don't have to work with cunts- why would I want to change that?