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Tom Nash
Greasy pigeon decided to print itself on the van this morning.
Who decided that all TV presenters and journalists have to do a William Shatner impression when speaking to camera?
I am looking for an affordable room to rent in the Bromley area of London. Please RT.
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Customer kept referring to me as 'Tim'. Said customer can fuck off and die.
Nobody should forget this is very much @SeppBlatter's FIFA, moulded by him for years, the most corrupt lauded by him.
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Dundee fans some of the best I have seen at any ground in any league. And it was only a friendly. Outstanding
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Lonely Pardew #cpfc
Shouts to the grown adults who don't know their own phone number. You come across brilliantly.
Probably contemplating a summer with no football tournaments. Poor lad.
Graham has things on his mind pupdate
Julián Speroni has started all but 10 of #cpfc's last 352 league games...…
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That little chant of 'Eng-er-land' while the stewards dealt with issues in the away end was a bit embarrassing #cpfc
Next project: get this gorgeous old lady back on the road.
She doesn't look half bad for an old gal.
Washed the Golf. First time in a year. There was moss on her. Feel like an abusive partner. I'll make it up when she's back on the road.
I say just, it was about half hour ago now. Don't tweet and drive, kids.
A deer just ran across the road in front of my car. In Croydon.
Ah, the white man's annual struggle to look good in shorts...
Makes as much sense as my scanning receipts task- I have the only computer that can't speak to the scanner... FACE
I'm shit with money and always hated maths- makes sense that I've been delegated learning the accounting software then...
Did you miss today's toon? Well, here it is again- Attempted Murder #webcomic
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And while I'm on adverts- the Stubhub one on the radio. Ugh.
Today's @tutandgroan toon is a belter. No, really.
Loadsa folk shouting into hands-free kits and pushing prams.
I am in Dulwich. It is not as pleasant as I have been led to believe...
myvisiononline's shitty online registration bollocks is making me want to stamp on kittens.
175 toons on the site now. We guarantee that you'll find at least one that's not *that* bad, I guess...
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Guess who won the 'taking home the fucking great van' contest? It doesn't feel like a victory. I miss my Caddy.
Just clicked the link. They love them some intrusive advertising, does @CroydonAd. Three words words read before redirect. Won't bother.
Today's toon again. Our 175th go at this drawing lark. It's going well. Another Three Panels
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Don't get me wrong, great footballer AND great at fighting over song selections in drinking establishments (Don't want to be a 'hater')
Like in that bar, when he battered that fella.…
Spoiler LRT. It's a cartoon with more than one panel. A real treat.