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Tom Nash
Going through old notebooks. Things just took a disturbing turn...
Headless Ned aside, #GoT #Funko collection is now complete.
This person has described the colour of something as 'burnt sienna'. So... it's brown then. Time waster.
Group of 'lads' walk past discussing the best way to apply fake tan... Being a teenage boy is different now, eh?
Fast Show reference (for the youngbloods).
*falls down the stairs*
Have since finished reading We3. Powerful stuff. Would recommend to anyone who likes beautiful, well written graphic novels.
#amreading We3. About halfway through. Tis very interesting. You read it @BUNCHofSTEVE, @M6_D6?
The laser pointer that cost me one whole pound is rubbish. Out-fucking-rageous.
Yep, you never expect precision from someone who builds things, Paul, you colossally patronising thunderbollock... #gbbo
New media companies who adopt the old media idea of having to live in London to work for them are worse than 'cuddly' Tories.
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If you've been ringing a doorbell for 10 minutes, you'd assume there's nobody in, right? Not the cunt trying to get into the flats next door
"@CPFC: Neil will be announced as manager at 1.05pm @NETELLER" is what they mean.
I'll try that again...
The worst thing about having to sit through Don't Tell the Bride is knowing these morons exist.
Worst. Growl. Ever pupdate
The UK is home to both the richest, and to 9 of the 10 poorest, regions in Northern Europe pic.twitter.com/iiDF8nrOD6 (via @JeremyCliffe)
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Creepy modern technology for the win!
Fella who lives opposite has appeared in a friend's photo on Facebook. Now I know his & his missus's name without having to talk to them!
"I'm a writer" "We all are, babe."
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Was gonna say 'Robin Williams arms' but thought it'd be in bad taste... Shit.
Have just discovered 'Kick Ass Kung Fu'. Hi-fucking-larious.
For anyone not watching Doctor Who here’s that hamster with an entire cream cracker in its mouth pic.twitter.com/HTeUvWayos
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No club funded, agency orchestrated plastic display at Selhurst. Amazing display from the HF #cpfc pic.twitter.com/JX3eutzhHj
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A favorite social media character is the little hero who concludes that if you don't post much about current events it means you don't care.
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A yearly reminder to everyone making stuff: For every anonymous idiot trashing you online, there are thousands more that quietly love you.
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Can't place why but I am finding the presenters of this sweet programme on BBC2 deeply unlikable.. It's probably the smugness of the fuckers
Also, when people expect writers to work for free, it's a reasonable assumption that the person asking will be getting paid.
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The real question should be "Whatever happened to the idea of writing as a paying job?" Writing is a craft. Words have value.
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Are companies told when you dismiss their promoted tweets? I hope companies are told when you dismiss their promoted tweets...
They just want to be together... *sniff*
My firstest ever Vine that. It's a fooking gem too.
The Tale of the Used Teabag and the Bin. vine.co/v/MLr0bvBYtzn
This person keeps calling graphic designers 'graphic design designers'. Twat.
CDS markets too. Actually, don't ask me about them. I've rewritten 3000 words and it is dull as all fuck.
Proofreading is a weird job... Ask me about Chinese land leasing practices, I randomly know all about it now.
@thewritetomnash Make sure every tweet is about you. That's what social media is. You and the stuff you're selling. Don't follow back.
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Why get someone in to advise you on using Social Media if you're going to ignore everything they say? Frustrating.
Graham caught himself a Katherine pupdate. Top work.
Summary of my conversation with @metpoliceuk press office on supposed "viewing" video offence: twitter.com/DavidAllenGree…
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