Stop the world, I want to get off.
Me "We have thick people to blame for this."
People I schooled with "No I'm not."
Hooray for Facebook...
That fucker that turned without indicating- bet he voted leave...
I thought listening to some Prince on the way in today might help. Feel worse now
Bojo was lying. He knew leaving the EU was an idiotic thing, his peers know it. There is a reason he is less chirpy than Farage.
If I had a pound for every time we left the EU, I'd have 89p.
if occurs to me that if the over 60 crowd is running policy in this world they should have an over 60 army to enforce it.
Wales voted out? Feeling more Londonese today...
support this guy with monies or RTs twitter.com/thewritetomnas…
Called leave voters thick cunts on Facebook. Cue thick cunts claiming not to be thick and admitting lack of understanding in same breath.
My comic @tutandgroan
has been picked up for an @unbounders
campaign. I could do with some help getting the word out unbound.co.uk/books/tut-and-…
I can't believe these dumb fuckers are willing to appear on camera... twitter.com/LewieP/status/…
Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz
UK: fk u we used to own u watch this
*money falls out of pockets
*cracks head open
And you thought Phil was finished... Part SIX (he's still a dick) tutandgroan.com/classic-phil-p…
Outside the UK? Take advantage of the arse falling out of our world by pledging to my book on the cheap unbound.co.uk/books/tut-and-…
All these Brexit voters surprised it actually happened are like the pricks who shout 'jump' at somebody stood on a ledge who then jumps.
Cornwall have shit on their sandwiches and are now moaning that someone has shit on their sandwiches...
The most depressing data from today. Young people wanted a very different future to the one voted for this morning
can we stop it with the ‘free london’ bullshit like this city didn’t vote for boris johnson twice in a row
Cornwall votes out, then LITERALLY MINUTES LATER wants its EU funding back!
I'm glad I picked up earlier this week...
Liverpool votes Remain when demographically similar places heavily Leave. Perhaps because @TheSun
hasn't been sold there for 27 years #EUref
Britain leaving the EU like vine.co/v/im1BIlaaIHx
Whoosh. They're going to make leaving the EU look very unattractive twitter.com/afp/status/746…
Regions with the biggest votes for Leave are also the most economically dependent on the EU on.ft.com/28SsiHq
Phil would've voted leave, being a cunt and all... twitter.com/tutandgroan/st…
Boris hurries out of his house through crowds and leaps into a car. Microphone on Sky News picks up woman shouting "You TWAT" at him
Boris Johnson; Who failed to negotiate the Night Tube contract thinks he can get free trade deals with the US and China. Give me strength.
Still, at least we have put a stop to economic migration, by making the pound worthless
"Nobody said that they'd spend the £350million a week on the NHS"
I knew it was a mistake to get George RR Martin to write this series of The UK.
So no functioning government and no functioning opposition.
Finding solace in @MontgomeryGhost
's work on this bleakest of days. #EUref
Not sure we're in a happy place where 48% of country wants to shout "YOU FUCKING IDIOT" at other 52% (who are total idiots).
Live scenes from the Channel tunnel.
So when Brexiters say 'you're calling 50% of people racist' we can say 'nah mate 27%' twitter.com/BarnabyEdwards…
The only person on my fb actively defending their leave vote listed four Croydon suburbs when a quiz asked for "cities I've lived in"
Independence Day! Britain is great again! twitter.com/LondonEconomic…
voters look this morning
Boris is going to come out and tell us it's a triumph for ordinary people. In Latin. #EURefResults
Farage is dreadful. Dreadful. Blaming people for voting. What a repugnant individual he is.
Farage upset 2m Britons registered to vote. So much for democracy, eh Nige
Here’s the logical gymnastics of #UsePen
. You don’t trust the government to count your votes. But you want them to ’take control’.
Used Graham for a hashtag and he isn't impressed #dogsatpollingstations instagram.com/p/BHAgTDyPRk4/
I actually rejected a pen and chose the tethered pencil. Fight the paranoid.
Whatever the outcome of this travesty, I felt compelled to make this... #EUref
Graham the T&G office dog and a beardy slaphead comic twat