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What if God was one of Us?
how do I notify @vueling i need to check a luggage? and can i pay at airport?
Just discovered Dej Loaf...i get it now
You know its real when you start listening to french love songs...l'amour est partout
What does it mean to "Fuck Up Some Commas"? Help #future #rapmusic
Starting #TrueDetectiveSeason2, why am I nervous?
Day 2 construction noise starts at 8:30 am. Like really?!?
Got woken up by loud construction, a crying baby, with some ridiculous music. This can't be life.
“Believe you can and you're halfway there.” — Theodore Roosevelt
“One eye sees, the other feels.” - Paul Klee
Why did I ever think it would EVER be okay to live on top of a wood working workshop? #lostintranslation
“A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.” - Henry Ford
Talk is cheap on the internet.
Apparently the #BETAwards2015 show is tonight and i have no access. Barcelona wont let me live
Logging on to facebook makes me want a bag of skittles
Need: person to help me pack my life.
Dear Life, the curve balls...c'mon
How did Pocahontas's mom die?
“If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” - Napoleon Hill
Everyone has dreams. How many turn them into reality
How does one politely tell another that they would rather not talk to them at all?
Do mashed potatoes cause laziness?
Sitting around eating French Gouda sans bread should be socially acceptable.
Is there a human version of @google? Show yourself and lets be bffs. Please

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