Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places.
Christmas is Loading ██████████████████ 93 %
Page not Found ......Yeah so go search it !!!
"Do you stil watch spongebob?"
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA me too .
Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
You had me at being a woman.
I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats
I love you like I love icecream. And girl I sure do love icecream.
I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
Who do you want to marry?
I need get out this town... #ASAP
I don't see how guys have the heart to disrespect a woman.
Party instructions: Walk in. Eat as much as you can. Walk out.
I remember when i used to hate coffee
I wonder how many future famous people I've met.
Yolo: You obviously live online.
realize that birds are first Twitter users...
Girl: "I love you" Boy: "I love me too"
A good relationship is worth the wait.
There isn't an extra day between Saturday and Sunday
It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
Monday = Back to reality day.
I love youu momm!! I love your smile,your eyes,i lovee everything about youuu!!
I hate when my feet are freezing
Calling me a liar when I'm not lying and you are?
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help.
Do you remember your first tweet?
Teacher: Don't pack up yet. There's still 30 seconds of class left.
Becaus its my birthday i want everybody to send me some money. !!!
Stop tweeting about Mandela for retweets when you know nothing about him
Don't believe everything you hear, because anyone can tell a lie.
"Hey, it's been forever, let's chill!" "No, it's been forever for a reason."
Be careful with who you share your feelings with, not everyone is listing because they want to help, sometimes they just want to gossip
There's a difference between giving up and knowing when you've had enough
"Twitter makes me forget that I have text messages."
"i only weighed 10 pounds when i was born look at me now i really let myself go"
shouldn't crack yo momma jokes, that persons mother could have passed away and you'd never know it..
Inhale love, Exhale hate.
why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice
I want waffles and syrup. or bacon. mm.
just won $4 on the lotto,yah i know im balling lol
"I thank GOD for everything he has done for me in my life."
i got school tomorrow and i dunno what im going to wear. or anything.
I just be scrolling down my TL not doing anything lol .