Everyones old email account is embarrassing
I'd rather have people hate me for who I am than have them love me for someone I'm not.
check my poem in my last tweet
: Would love a 4some with 3 girls” why do people actually tweet things like this tho :/
Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.
God, thank You for my blessings.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
"old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between"
when the only thing you know on your test is the date and your name."
click on it and see what happens spon.tw/r99Qe #ad
that awkward moment when your friend is saying: i feel so lonely, when you are standing there
shampoo smells great, but the taste of shampoo is awfull
Family over friends, because real friends are family.
what do you guys think about this song? >>>> youtube.com/watch?v=4A1Otf…
Yahoo bought Tumblr.. I'm not too sure how I feel about this
It's actually quite sad that people make fake accounts and pretend to be someone there not
First tab: Twitter.
Second tab: Facebook.
Third tab: Youtube
RT if this is your browser!
That's how I do it
I saw so many movies, i remeber so little
I wish I could meet the teenage version of my parents....."
Black teens are less likely to use drugs than White teens.
Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
As a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice."
It takes a REAL man to realize that only ONE 💁 female is enough... 👌"
That one person you see EVERYWHERE, but don't know their name...."
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine."
Think before you speak, words can hurt."
My food right here
LOL ur bio's so true !
So he had to ruined my photo
Why is the internet always 100% more interesting when you have homework?
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
"Don't be the girl who needs a man, be the girl a man needs."
"I love when someone remembers something I told them a long time ago."
"94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. RETWEET if you like Apple Juice."
Fast And Furious 6 is a #MustWatch
Call her beautiful, not hot. She's a woman, not a temperature.
"10 ways to love: listen, speak, give, pray, answer, share, enjoy, trust, forgive, promise."
"You are never too old for a Disney movie."
when the teacher tries to be funny...and nobody laughs"
hahahah sorry for my last tweet guys
watching Chelsea VS Benefica
Putting on skinny jeans:
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump.
When a girl says "Do whatever you want" Do NOT do whatever you want..
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of your eyes.