why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice
I want waffles and syrup. or bacon. mm.
just won $4 on the lotto,yah i know im balling lol
"I thank GOD for everything he has done for me in my life."
i got school tomorrow and i dunno what im going to wear. or anything.
I just be scrolling down my TL not doing anything lol .
Parents think A's grow on trees
"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."
Girl: "Truth or Dare?" Boy: "Dare!" Girl: "I dare you to love me." Boy: "That's not a dare, that's the truth!"
Iam happy that monday is over !!!
This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him.
I honestly have the best group of friends I could ask for #grateful
Gorgeous females just do something to me
You act so different around me #Drake
It's crazy how much I've grown in the past year.
Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
how am i supposed to do my homework when christmas is a month away
just came back from the gym
i wish people would tweet me on a daily basis
now he’s just somebody that we used to know
You can't make the same mistake twice, the second time, it's not a mistake, it's a choice.
I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet.
u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party
If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life
That awkward moment when you actually left your homework at home.
its the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter
If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out.
"I'm so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed"
RT if you ever randomly walk up to your fridge, open it, look, and walk away..
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
I wanna be skinny but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
Before you give up.. Think about why you held on for so long
That awkward moment when you not sure whether teacher is looking at you or she's looking at the person behind you.
*Username already taken*
"WHO STOLE MY IDEA."
I don't care if it's 4 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.
Girls with confidence
My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on.
"Don't expect anything if you are not doing something."
people who don’t get excited about music bore me
Sorry, but I dont need a part time people in my life. You're either with me or you're not.