It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.
"Hey, it's been forever. Let's hangout!"
Ummm no... It's been forever for a reason.
"That one friend that can never keep a secret."
Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Student: "I lost it." ...10 minutes later.... Student: "I just found it!" Teacher: "No. You just did it.
Sometimes when I say "I'm ok", I just want someone to tell me: "I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."
Real friends get treated like family.
Tickling someone for too long can cause them to pass out.
"Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference."
Saying "dude" before you say something important.
27,000 trees are cut down everyday in order to create toilet tissue paper.
"I refuse to believe that Johnny Depp is 50"
That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them.
"When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there and i sing
Life doesn't get any easier, you just get stronger.
Does anyone use question marks properly anymore.
"Hey, it's been 6 seconds, go check your phone again!" - My Brain
I'm comfortable with you when;
- Im weird with you.
- I sing watever song comes into my mind.
- I eat a lot. - I talk nonsense.
im bored i think ima sleep in a couple minutes
fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine
Friends who buy you food are friends for life
It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet
If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops.
I hate it when I make plans, get all excited, then my mom says "no"
my brother just mixed milk with syrup, and it taste gooood
my mom is making some chicken
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Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining..
Do you ever wonder what celebrities would be like if they weren't famous?
When you fall for someone's personality, everything about them becomes beautiful.
Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?
That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with. ;)
"At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture."
Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
I wish my eyes could take pictures.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ On Twitter.
Walks into room, forgets what for...
I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad.
That moment when you're at your friends house & they are getting in trouble, so you just sit there admiring the decorations in the house.
Tall boy + Short Girl = Cute couple
Always ridiculously tired on Mondays
I love God and I am proud to say that.
Your hands fits in mine like its made just for me
"Are you crying?" "No, I`m impersonating a waterfall."
My mouth is like a vacuum, if you put food near it it'll be gone in .2 seconds..
Dreams don't work unless you do!
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?