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Diet Tip: Store all your forks in plug sockets.
I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she says "Just diet and exercise, guys!"
I see the Scottish fella lost. Poor William & Kate were well shown up.
No wonder Rolf painted so quickly, it left more time for the touching up.
Shut up with your Ben Zeeeema shit. It's Benzemahhhhhh.
There was only 1 Iran shirt left in Sports Direct, I had to get it.
Remember, it's HAPPY Fathers Day, so don't bother visiting your Dad if he's feeling sad.
I'm jealous of all the money orphans are saving today.
Italy are like Stephen Hawking. For years they've shown glimpses of genius, but they'll never again get to lift a cup.
Nice to see Diego Forlan still getting a game at 35...... Bless him.
Just spotted this fella in the background of BBC's World Cup coverage during @rioferdy5's interview on the beach.
Latest News: 4 in 10 English people don't care about our progress in the World Cup In Other News: 4 in 10 people are wankers & can fuck off
So sad. The last picture of Rik Mayall, walking his dog on Sunday.
"After my quad-bike accident I was dead for five days. Jesus was only dead for three, so I beat him." — Rik Mayall
A comedic constant for 3 decades who gave us some of the best characters in British TV history. RIP Rik
It's been 30 years since Prince released Purple Rain. He hasn't aged at all.
New blokes moved in next door, he seems ok.
Italy haven't won in their last 7 games. #WeStillBelieve
Can I introduce you please, to a lump of cheddar cheese?
Do you ever feel like your Apps are trying to tell you something?
Never forget to tell your parents that you love them.
Some of the worlds greatest minds can be found on the internet.
The key to success is to always stay one step ahead of your competition
If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong.
This Maddie McCann "seen at a Benfica match" shite has re confirmed my belief that there should be an IQ test prior to being allowed online.
@WayneRooney: Disgusting that the press flew 2 Portugal 2 follow me & my kids” More disgusting than cheating on ur wife with old grannies?
If I had a penny for every time someone said I have OCD, I'd have 967274 pence.