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Keith Chegwin
radio bbc 147,415 followers
May not be able to tweet much. Busy but not complaining. Wey Hey!! Miss you,,,!!
Saga on the phone - They’ll sell you anything - Why would I want a hearing maid
My wife say’s I live in the past - well that’s what she said yesterday
Caught my dog humping a cabbage – stupid thing thought it was a collie
Horse racing tip for you - hold on tight over the jumps & use the whip sparingly
RT @glronair @WestonSeafront It's A Knockout @thekeithchegwin in aid @Kidsncancernews first weekend of August
My dog said he could make me very rich – I dunno what he’s talking about
Save a tree - Eat a beaver
Found a hole in my trainer that I can put my finger through - And I’ve now been banned from the gym
Was scouring the town looking for a Brillo pad. Had one in my hand all the time
Thanks Chilfest crowds. Great to compere a truly lovely event.
Lovely guys - Bloody Great sound. The Jam - Bruce, Russell & @smileydrums @FromtheJam1
Great night, huge crowds. One more day of hosting Chilfest coming up
Hosting Chilfest Weekend: Tonights line up: Doctor & The Medics, China Crisis, Big Country, Heaven 17, Boomtown Rats
And there’s more.. Tomorrow Night: Toyah, Leee John, Go West Bad Manners, Boney M, Jason Donovan
Mate & his Mrs had sex in DFS - Baby was born a month late & came with a wonky leg
Fink mi postie is a thif - My leters keep gong misin
Henman Hill - Murray Mound - And now - Who Cares Clump
A First 4 Me. Looking forward 2 it RT @BarryArtsFest 27th July. Grab a team, book ur tickets 4 a night of fun
Dam!! Last Watchdog 2nite 8pm BBC1. Make it a goodie @Mattallwright Annie & Chris #bbcwatchdog & #RogueTraders
Left a few 4 U. Busy. Sorry 4 not tweeting much. Developing App, Launching soon. Doing TV Pilot, Hosting Chilfest @ weekend & more! Wey Hey
Went to Lidl - Manager saw a £20 note in my hand and gave me a personal shopper
Mrs tried on size 12 mini skirt - Looked lovely till she tried to get it past her knees
I felt sick this morning. Dunno whose it was - but it had carrots in it
C5 toilet paper on sale with pictures of Big B contestants on each sheet & you get to colour them in