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Derek LaPlante
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Back Home. Accident got worse. People off the road everywhere. pic.twitter.com/40wHrxae1M
Just witnessed a 4 car accident in the snow. All cars totaled. One car nose first smashed into a rock wall. No movement in car. 😒
Why couldn’t the pirate remember the alphabet? He always got lost at C. #ClassicJokeFriday
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I didn't choose the hug life. The hug life chose me. (Pours coffee on the pavement)
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Sometimes I wonder why we humans act the way we do. We lie & hide things from one another for what? Selfishness? Greed? Lust? #disappointing
.@MTV is going black & white today because it's time to have #TheTalk about race. Share your stories w/ #TheTalk. pic.twitter.com/c7GgJV8Ej4
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About 15% of the matter you inhale inside New York's subway system is human skin.
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The U.S. spends more money per person on health care than any other developed country, yet its life expectancy is below average.
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Lol celebrity gets into a car crash and everyone knows about it but just a regular gets in a crash no one knows. Give me a fucking break.
When I don't know anymore... I start to shut down 🚫
I have this best friend who can make me smile even on my worst day. He picks me up when I have fallen. We will forever be close #iloveyou
go to school, go to college, go into debt, get 9-5 job, pay off debt, have kids, retire, die. welcome to the "American Dream"
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I seriously hate fucking kids. They are so fucking annoying. Screaming.... crying..... Keep your kids at home unless you can handle them πŸ‘Œ
Sometimes you just got to grow up if you want things in life πŸ‘Œ
life tip: do not get attached to someone who's attached to someone else.
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It's been an extremely long day πŸ˜₯
Can I just cuddle with you & grab your ass or..?
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sometimes i wonder if im nice to the wrong people
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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? It couldn't get a date. #ClassicJokeFriday
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The expiration date on bottled water is for the bottle, not the water.
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I am the biggest procrastinator and the biggest perfectionist. How that works out, I can't tell yah
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I have a big surprise announcement coming up at #halftime of this @Ravens-@Patriots game! Make sure you're πŸ‘€πŸ“Ί! 🏈 🎀 🎸
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And one day it will all make sense right?
Biggest mistake of my life and no I'm the one with emotions πŸ‘