if ever you've eaten a frosted pop tart for breakfast, then... instagram.com/p/hWPrjMDr2C/
if ever it was a game, I think he just took the rose bowl... instagram.com/p/hRLlNEjryd/
raise you hand if you're rocking out to hall and oates and getting drunk while prepping for tomorrow
meanwhile, f*** this. i'm going... instagram.com/p/hPCpjYjr7r/
someone baked pumpkin pie w the cooks illustrated recipe on my blog and it is inedible and ruined her entire day...i feel AWFUL right now.
awesomest sight that just made my day: delivery person carrying a GIANT party order of dominos pizza into whole foods
only reason i own yoga pants: for my single hardest workout all year, grocery shopping the day before thanksgiving.
i know. 90% done. but still? at this point dontchu just wanna bag it all and order in pizza, wings and pad thai tmro night?
and then suddenly, that 5o'clock coffee kicks in...
am i just in a good mood or is everyone really THAT nice, polite, helpful these days? i mean EVERYONE, bc even the jerks dont seem that bad.
weekend brunch. you know, on tuesday. instagram.com/p/hMJ4CtDr4C/
don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens.
dry brined turkey #1 done. regular brined turkey #2 coming soon...
and then he made spicy kale chips and poured Champagne... instagram.com/p/hKUxaKDrzR/
going to the market in pajama pants, uggs, sweatshirt (braless, obvs), and glasses. yup. thanksgiving week.
obviously im wearing leather sweatpants on thanksgiving. elastic waistband.
next year? an entire roasting pan of JUST turkey thighs.
oh you know, just getting ready to roast a midnight turkey.
burger + beer vs salad + sparkling wine instagram.com/p/hHDMJODr_D/
holyf***balls. dont let me spend $140 on a salt+pepper shaker set.
if you put nuts in my stuffing i will smack you.
writing my thanksgiving plan with a glitter gel pen. brown with gold, obviously.
biggest question of the day: new bed...foam or spring mattress?!?!
sometimes the Engagement Chicken works in a totally different way ht.ly/r3Fc7
"faux cougar" throw. i mean, i think i have to buy this for the sofa, right?
holycowlove the wooden chargers! RT @TheCuisinerd
: 15 tabletop design items to help you celebrate...in major style: thecuisinerd.com/2013/11/18/hol…
turkeys ordered. it's starting, you guys.
I'm at Mr Chow Restaurant (Beverly Hills, CA) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/1dW8yO4
Chablis-zy in the heezy...
the champion of breakfast? instagram.com/p/g6Ax05jry0/
mornings are good when they start with poached eggs and slow ride
if this is true, GOOD GOD... stanford med study finds that simple BLEACH can reverse aging/skin damage. ht.ly/qYFFC
apologies to friends for whom true tabbouleh is sacred...california "tabbouleh" instagram.com/p/g3oh2jjr9q/
double dark chocolate ice cream is breakfast. it has eggs in it.
because in both braised chicken and body image issues, I do everything to hide my thighs instagram.com/p/g1wiMrjr12/
persimmons + butter + honey instagram.com/p/g08U4cDr6C/
just a quickie to take care of that... instagram.com/p/gyu7UWjrwE/
i asked to borrow a screwdriver. he brought me a cordless power drill/driver. this could mean everything.