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What a difference a week makes.
This still gets me every time.
Averages assemble!
Tron Swanson
A moment of silence for the math classes of yore.
Stealing your man, like:
John's taking on @mooglefett in Super Smash Bros right now:
I must go, my country needs me.
Cheating wife gets exposed while sexting at a baseball game (Full story here:
Don’t pretend like you’re not whistling the shit out of this right now.
Who needs friends, when you have Photoshop?
Leena prepping for her "epic" bout vs. John Resig. at 8/7 CT
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
The various personalities of Drunk (More personalities here:
It works on so many levels.
“So, boss... You want the good news or the bad news first?"
Some U.S. states according to Family Guy (More states here:
Well, you do work at a pizza place. What did you expect?
What would you name your owl?
Drunk? Hungover? Expecting both? Get one of each Tuesday July 28th at 12pm CST:
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Hip-hop artists mashed-up with hall of fame baseball players (More artists here:

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