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brock murley
My right arm doesn't look like it's connected to my torso correctly. #beard #weird instagram.com/p/x5vwfjEU0O/
Selling my car. Please buy me. 1996 Daewoo Espero Sedan $1,000 o.n.o., bit.ly/1AlfNsf
⌚ (@ JB Hi-Fi in Camberwell, VIC) 4sq.com/1yo1y9z
In hindsight, wearing my 'Life. Be in it.' t-shirt to a funeral was a bad move. It wasn't black.
Anyone want to buy my car before I put it up on gumtree?
SOCIAL: Former soapie star launches porn website.
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At some point, you just have to give in and let the dingo eat your baby. #acceptance.
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Another ‘date’. Another ‘just friends’. I must be getting closer to ‘I want to fuck your brains out’.
I'm the 'surprise special guest' at all gigs between now and comedy festival. Sorry everyone.
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⌚ (@ Melbourne Central - @melbcentral in Melbourne, VIC) 4sq.com/14CHaVR
How I did on Twitter this week: 1 Mentions, 818 Mention Reach, 14 Retweets. How'd your week go? via sumall.com/myweek
Candy Crush Soda Saga gave me diabetes. :(
BREAKING: Rupert Murdoch to kill 12 of his staff members to improve struggling newspaper circulation.
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My morning ritual using starts in the afternoon.
You know what’s better than sex? Free sex, that’s what!
Tweet like no one is reading.
I need a tiger pic to really up my Tinder game.
BREAKING: Man in balaclava goes skiing.
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WORLD: Dad sends his son to daycare with drugs instead of lunch. Says he was just preparing him for HIGH school.
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Today was pretty good. Tomorrow will be even better. #positweet
Release the hounds! And by hounds I mean bowels.
⌚ (at @westfield Doncaster in Doncaster, VIC) 4sq.com/1IuHBAA
⌚ (@ Eureka Rebellion Trading in Collingwood, VIC) 4sq.com/17FVjDE
⌚ (@ Impresso cafe in West Melbourne, Vic) 4sq.com/1DEKz5M
⌚ (at @westfield Doncaster in Doncaster, VIC) 4sq.com/1DEziSX
Any photographers in Melbourne want to shoot me? I'd like to start a portfolio. Not sure how to go about it. Please RT.
My beard just saved some chocolate from falling to the floor. #winning
Heads up peeps, I'll be leaving the house tomorrow.
Does anyone know if Rob Zombie has showered yet?
My bed functions as a chair, computer desk, table and sometimes even a bed.
I'd just like to thank all camels for tomorrow.
I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1
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Aww shucks. RT @JoelMadden: If you were wondering, the answer is yes. i do love you.
Well today is a write off. Bring on Wednesday.
WORLD: Man caught smuggling 94 iphones strapped to his body into China. He received a bad reception when he landed.
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Motivation levels have flat lined.
FAMILY: 2 thirds of parents admit they can't help their children with homework because it's too difficult. The rest just don't give a shit.
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I had to because I wanted to wear shorts. RT @AmLizabeth: I regret cutting my long hair off.