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brock murley
comedy podcast podcasts 7,377 followers
Forget about casual sex, I'm aiming for part-time sex. You get more hours that way.
I'm at Salotti Del Caffe in Ringwood, VIC swarmapp.com/thebrockmurley…
Getting photo bombed by a poster. Happy Friday. instagram.com/p/rIenuFkUy_/
I'm at Eastland Shopping Centre in Ringwood, VIC swarmapp.com/thebrockmurley…
WTF has Glenn McGrath done to his hair?!
How about "Feb. 18, 1874"; "April 23, 1957", "November 6, 2001" or even "800 B.C."? #JustTryingToHelp RT @thebrockmurley: I need more dates.
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Anyone brave enough to call him an idiot? RT @newscomauHQ: UFC fighter accidentally shoots himself ahead of comeback bit.ly/1pDQbBq
Satan needs to change his name to Tac. #dogVcat #godVtac
My divorce sucked. She got the car, the house and the kids. All I got was genital herpes.
I'm sitting on the loo. Give me subjects to make gags about and I'll tweet them. Hurry, almost done.
WORLD BEARD DAY 2014 IS COMING!! September 6th. Begin preparing your beards...
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