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Brian Posehn

comedian actor writers 280,421 followers
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Our babysitter uses my son in her vines. So fired. Rehired. They're actually really funny. vine.co/v/bdaWlx5taHh
@futieton one time about three years ago watching @thebrianposehn standup I got a random boner and now we have a daughter. That’s bizarre.
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Pork belly with fava beans and strawberries. Schwa in Chicago. pic.twitter.com/O4VtKc6HXz
My first DVD/ third CD, The Fartist will be available June 25. Here is the pre-order link for Amazon: amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no…
What the fuck are you not doing? Get to the record store now!!! pic.twitter.com/f5rqdAVaWH
Have a friend that you forget why they were ever your friend? @daveanthony has a Special. bit.ly/1bp6r2B bit.ly/ZX1Bts
So pretty!! RT @thelaughbutton: The Fartist himself, @thebrianposehn looking good on posters. instagram.com/p/aY4vTUGZk4/
Heard about a dude with torn up guts who had shit drip out of his penis. Fucking yuck!!! Band guys, work on Shit Penis and thank me later.
Executioner smokes weed for the first time, gets stoned, and plays Frisbee. youtube.com/watch?v=z_FpZI… @thebrianposehn @executionerRB
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Yes, I'm seeing Fast and Furious 6 this weekend. Gonna buy two tickets. My boner needs his own seat.
Bummed I can't be at the Jeff Hanneman Memorial. Cranking Dead Skin Mask at work. Horns high to everyone there.
Celebrate Free Comic Book Day and get Deadpool signed by @GerryDuggan and myself at @Earth_2_Comics in the valley. 2pm to 4pm tomorrow.
These guys won't be performing on Brian Posehn and Friends tomorrow at the LA Improv but there'll be special guests. pic.twitter.com/Xeej9LcHs8
In the car when I heard the news. Cranked Hell Awaits immediately after. RIP Jeff Hanneman.
This Saturday from 2-4 @thebrianposehn & I are signing at @Earth_2_Comics in Sherman Oaks. Come unfollow us in person.
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I met me at #C2E2 today. I thought I'd be taller. pic.twitter.com/3SkY8lDdZy
Pantera fans, you have to get Rex Brown's book. The Silent Bob of one of my all time favorite bands finally speaks. Great read.
2 fantastic shows last night at @CobbsComedyClub with @thebrianposehn and @jeremyessig . 2 more tonight. Hope you're ready SF.
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@thebrianposehn is @ @CobbsComedyClub tonight-Sat! Go see him in all his awkward \m/etal hilarity!!!... fb.me/U9n4euMY
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Honolulu, I'm signing Deadpool at @GeckoBooks today at 5:30. Tomorrow is my show at Republik. Saturday I'll be at a luau like a good haole.
DEADPOOL author, rockstar & international funnyman @thebrianposehn at the Isotope! is.gd/GV25iW
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Brian Posehn will be here at Gecko's on Wednesday, so you should have IMDB'd him already to realize all the stuff you can get signed!
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Heading to Anaheim for Wonder Con. Signing Deadpool and your tits at Beachball Comics booth with @GerryDuggan.
Went to Anthrax and Exodus Tuesday night and picked these up yesterday. Fifteen years old forever!!! pic.twitter.com/pE85QpZ8oD
New episode of Nerd Poker hit iTunes today. Or check it out on @earwolf. @pattonoswalt sang a delightful dwarf song, so funny .You will cry.
Meet comedian & "Deadpool" writer @thebrianposehn 5:30-7:30 p.m. April 3 at @GeckoBooks, the day before his @JoinTheRepublik gig.
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Comedy Central passed on the @Steel_Panther series in 2010, but I stand by it. Directed by @thebrianposehn and I: youtube.com/watch?v=A39K5g…
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@geekchiclabs @thebrianposehn it's never too late! Please just RT so we can this sucker trending. #vindieselnerdpoker #DnD
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Anthrax covered one of my favorite Rush songs, Anthem, when I heard it, I fucking shit my brain. It's out today. itunes.apple.com/us/album/anthe…
Deadpool #7 is the best comic I have read all year. @GerryDuggan and @thebrianposehn have written the best Marvel Comic of the 80's.
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Also have shows coming up in SF, Boise and Austin. Let me know if you can recommend any local comic shops.
Hey Oahu, any good comic shops? I want to do a Deadpool signing there in April.
What did I do yesterday? Oh nothing special, just hung out with some old friends. pic.twitter.com/mwLKSEC0hD
My tits sweat. Just one of the many things I have in common with pregnant women.
Fuck! In tears over the loss of my friend, @Patlapse. Such a great dude. Very loved in the metal world. Thinking of his family.