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writingcomedy 397,933 followers
My texts to him are far less glamorous. Also, this dog is a camera hog.
Victor's in England this month but with texting it's like he's still here. I love that man.
"are you done knitting those koala mittens no rush i am just asking" RT @catesish: I REPEAT: TINY BABY KOALA ALERT
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@TheBloggess Much more appetizing than my last heist. Unless you're a vampire.
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Time for a heist. I can hot-wire if you can drive a standard.
Dorothy Barker practicing the art of subtle sidling with Ferris Mewler. She loves that damn cat.
I like to take images of fights and turn them into friendly situations.
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And so then I just said to God "like whatever, God. As if."
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Overheard: "Oh look! are they called? Sports hats!"
@TheBloggess My buddy Doug is in South Africa and he just came across this sweet little guy. #soulsareyummy
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At a Birthday party & couldn't handle all the people so went to the bathroom sat on the floor & read @TheBloggess
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First vet appointment. Very exhausting for everyone concerned.
Who brings an enchilada on a plane?
From my book: Me & my sister in our bread sack shoes. BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
And then Daisy-Mae (the emu) literally escorted us back to the main road. It's like we were on acid.
There are more animals than ppl in this town. I might move here as well.
Hailey: I'm going to live here now. This is my new home.
Stop staring at me like that, dude. "Why? You look delicious."