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TheBloggess

A sneak peek at some of what @wordscience talks about in her new book about $$. She's here 6/20 w/@TheBloggess! nytimes.com/2017/05/20/opi…
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All kidding aside, I just went in the guest rom and all the dolls are in different positions. Victor & Hailey claim innocence.
And these. The baby is marked "p 2/1 Made in Germany". The others aren't marked but have composition bodies...
Twitter: "Pictures or it didn't happen." My guest bed right now. $30 total. Please hold for close ups.
THERE'S A DOLL HERE THAT WINDS UP AND IT WRITHES IN ITS CRIB WHILE MUSIC PLAYS. Victor is hiding his eyes. I have to find an ATM.
Victor: NOOOOPE. THESE DOLLS ARE CREEPY. NO ONE WANTS THESE DOLLS. Me:
I'm at an estate sale filled w/ antique porcelain dolls that are like $5 each. Victor & I are having dramatically different reactions.
*sees "The Internet is Broken" trending on twitter. Panics. Remembers twitter is on the internet. Goes back to watching otter videos.*
"Happiness doesn't always last. But neither does sadness." -Jenny Lawson #youarehere #thebloggesstribe @TheBloggess
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I suspect you could use a break from news for a bit of self care. So watch this video of stars over Hawaii. blastr.com/2017-5-18/poli…
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Looking for hilarious reads? These books by @azizansari, @TheBloggess, & @DavidSedaris are now Buy 2, Get 1 Free!
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You helped me. Thank you. Feeling better today.
...It is barely beating out "How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety". This is what success looks like. Also, confusion.
I don't want to brag, but my new book is #2 in "Gift books for Regional & Cultural Literary Criticism" amzn.to/2pEBFFx
@TheBloggess one of your drawings became my Mother's Day card for the weird and wonderful mom that shares your books with me
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I've been working on the #creepydollchallenge from @TheBloggess & @bonniegrrl and I'm covered in paint and ink and I'm officially done. 🖌🎨☠m2
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@PyroCrashtic @TheBloggess @LindseyFraser81 "Looks like an efficient use of space to me!" Sincerely,
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@TheBloggess @LindseyFraser81 Excellent use of packing skills there Amazon. Screw efficiency.
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Today is #NationalEatWhatYouWantDay AND I WILL STAB EVERYBODY. thebloggess.com/2017/05/11/i-b… PS. I have rickets. Probably.
Didn't get your @TheBloggess print, literary tea towel or SIGNED Michael Chabon on @BookstoreDay? We have some! greenapplebooks.com/shop-independe…
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*sigh* I'm sorry, twitter. You didn't deserve that. Please accept this baby bunny as my apology:
"It's not the full moon until tomorrow."
I want to crawl out of my own skin and also lightly stab stupid people. I can only assume it's a full moon.
@TheBloggess No, I don't want a burger. I am full up on this delicious lettuce
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