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In doctor's waiting room for suspected resp. infection. I may have chosen the wrong book to pass the time. pic.twitter.com/lycACPMCJB
Braved the crowds to see David Sedaris with @Maile_Wilson. David Sedaris is currently invisible. Or very small. pic.twitter.com/9m2FoCEKuK
husband: What the hell is that? An alligator? Me: I don't know but it looks like something @TheBloggess would love! pic.twitter.com/d5v6wdragF
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@LauraDay71: Couldn't resist 😉 Xmas present anyone ?pic.twitter.com/z6OmeVdBRJJ” I think@TheBloggesss would love it!
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So, I need to go fold the laundry but it feels like my laundry room has a bunch of small bouncers. pic.twitter.com/f65MJrEqdI
Trick-or-treating with @Maile_Wilson. Our kids have gone all Village of the Damned. pic.twitter.com/jmfDbCkS1G
Rolly is dressed as a cat who doesn't like hats. Ferris Mewler is going as a skeleton. He's super committed. pic.twitter.com/2KTpl1Yg6e
Luckily, the cats are homeschooled, so they still get to wear costumes. Hunter S. Tomcat is a monster... pic.twitter.com/yF0cQPdmnG
...Hailey: I'm dressed up as someone not dressed up for Halloween. Me: Touché. pic.twitter.com/1y5j98Gzev
If I ever catch him he'll go to the vet. Or he'll eat me. He's got a real Village of the Damned thing going on. pic.twitter.com/eIbSvLXPeN
This cat prowls my yard. I feed him. Trying to catch him but he's wily. But what's with his nose? Is that normal? pic.twitter.com/dskRTIqdpU
FYI...vulva puppet fascinator from houseochicks.com. Outfit inspired by Miss Kitty. It's super twirly. pic.twitter.com/f6qTkmQX9r
Hailey's school celebrates Drug -Free Week by wearing weird hats & hair that you'd really only find on club kids. pic.twitter.com/6Ju7qICa2u
Me: I'm back home! Hunter S Thomcat: Were you gone? pic.twitter.com/Rf2F0VH5Zk
"You're JUST seeing that?" There's a lot of weird shit happening by my door. The dead birds are like Where's Waldo. pic.twitter.com/QZJPKfHWXN
Leaving my hotel room. Noticed the painting outside my door has dead birds glued to it. So...yeah. pic.twitter.com/dtzWMGeXWh
Same KFC. "Display only. Do not touch." Do ppl really think this is colonel sanders? Why is this sign necessary? pic.twitter.com/5a0zT5qqAn