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writingcomedy 402,621 followers
Whoa. Someone just sent me this. You guys did that. Just...speechless. Going to lay down now.
Just to reaffirm for all who've been burned by April Fool's jokes, this really IS the actual cover. #FURIOUSLYHAPPY
I mean, seriously: look deeply in to these goddamned eyes and tell me you aren't in love. #FuriouslyHappy
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You guys? I think I just accidentally invented something.
For @TheBloggess : found in a north Atlanta petting zoo that houses only miniature animals.
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Almost 4 years later & @TheBloggess & Beyoncé The Big Metal Chicken are still bringing people joy. #perspective
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@TheBloggess Found this 1918 postcard and it reminded me of your suggestive valentine. #automaticpumping
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Spotted: Is @TheBloggess' book asking @billmckibben's to pretend like global warming never happened?
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.@TheBloggess would you mind helping us spread the word that @amazon needs to change Amazon Mom to #AmazonFamilyUS?
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Pulitzer-prize winner @WuDunn takes the stage. Higgins goes wild. #frank2015.
A little nervous about speaking but it's nice to know someone has my back. Thx, Higgins. #frank2015
So disappointed @TheBloggess had already seen this - but I was super excited! (Visiting Czech Republic)
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@TheBloggess My mom keeps a little owl. It mainly seems to involve stocking the freezer with dead mice.
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