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I found my own personal Jesus and it's probably going to get me hate mail:… #WELP
Today my brain was a total asshole, but I survived the day...and if you're reading this you did too.
"Your chest x-rays look clear. Your TB is just in your blood." NOT DYING OF CONSUMPTION YET, BITCHES! This is a weird thing to celebrate.
Dad bikes 1,400 miles to hear deceased daughter's heartbeat on Father's Day
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Finally got to color one so I had to share @TheBloggess
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This drugstore bathroom is so ridiculously big I feel like it's a practical joke on me and now I can't pee.
Beyoncé (the giant metal chicken) is 6 today. Knock knock, motherfucker.…
Dogs never make you delete bad selfies of them off your phone. #NationalSelfieDay
Man it's a little breezy up here todAGHRABLBRAGRAGRLBLE...this is my life now...oh wait, I got it...I meant to do that...
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TODAY IS THE DAY: @wordscience will be here in conversation with @TheBloggess at 7pm!!!!!
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I'm actually leaving the house tomorrow to hang out with @wordscience.… You should come.
My doctor has a fucked up notion of what constitutes a good centerpiece.
Another day of fasting, bloodwork, doctor visits. So tired of this.
@TheBloggess My new Furiously Happy tattoo. They're my cute animal sidekicks through life. The cat was made to look like my own.
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The comments on my last tweet = why I will never give you up.
I seldom clap bc of my arthritis. I'm a big proponent of the "WHOO" at all live performances, including particularly exciting funerals.
5 years ago today I fangirled hard all over @DanRather. No regrets.
2/2. office right now.
1/2. My office an hour ago...
My trunk: The ship is wrapped in a sleeping bag I use for lost dogs. It makes a tinkling sound when I brake, like a traveling wind chime.
Driving around, looking for random places. Found one. Literally.
I don't know what's happening here but I suspect it involves cats learning to write.
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