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@TheBloggess Saw this, thought of you. It's a kids's toy: "Be care not to remove any organs." WTF? #NightmareMaterial
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Frankly, these 4th graders are better dancers than I am. And own an impressive amount of boots.
Huh. We alway just called them "muscles".
"So some schools don't have Boot-Scootin' Day? Then what do they line-dance to?" - Hailey (6th generation Texan)
Against all odds, Atticus Fish is still alive & happy. Two weeks. This is a personal fish record for me.
There's a man at the bar wearing only a cowboy hat & red long-johns with an old-fashioned butt-flap...
Taking the Hunter S. Thompson approach to editing. @Chookooloonks & I are planning a moose heist. Please send bail.
Haunted hotel hints: Stay out of the dark end of the pool. Also, why is there a dark end of the pool?
Have you ever gone somewhere & thought, "I might be underdressed"? Oh, Texas. You never change.
My hair is turning grey from the back, moving forward. Hailey wants me to dye it. Victor doesn't. Can't decide.
Two kids made teddy bears. One made a Jedi Giraffe named "Phillip". Guess which one is mine.
Prisoner #7429, aka my birthday present from Hailey. He needs a name. And an aquarium, I think.
In fact, I suspect Hunter s. Thomcat is in this bed more often than I am.
I hid in the guest bedroom this morning to get a bit of solitude. It didn't work as planned...
@TheBloggess Thinking of you RT @Kirsten_ish: All mice of good breeding travel by lobster on Christmas Eve, 1880.
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I told her she looked like a princess. She was slightly offended. "I'm a Xmas elf. Obviously." Obviously.
You can't see it but Hailey's actually looking at a cat scaling the inside of the tree...
I tried to take a pic of Hailey & the cat but Hunter S. Thomcat paw-blocked me like I was the paparazzi.