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Josh Carter
BAD IDEA FOR CLASS PROJECT! "Up to 4,000 marijuana plants found in Laguna Wilderness Park near private high school"…
THe hot water in my shower runs out so quick that I start flushing the toilet like it's the snooze button
The Expendables is like the Super Smash Bros of action stars in a mid life crisis
Gwen Stefani + Ke$ha = Iggy Azalea
Pretty sure this guy is at the wrong stadium #jetsvscolts
The difference btwn mine and my 2 female roommates toilet paper usage rate is similar to the difference btwn mine & Snoops weed smoking rate
Has anyone ever caught a cop giving them a parking ticket before it was too late?
Attention, young backpack travelers, if you have no money. Do not come to nyc, unless you plan on staying a long long time
When you see pretty white homeless people, you know times are getting tough
I'm the Wolverine of street parking. I just wake up the next day not remembering my past
Are there non obese people who order pasta from pizza hut?
Real estate agent is the only job where a cockroach has the power to make you not get your party check
If you ever date a woman like this; WHATEVER YOU DO, don't jack off! #psa…