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Josh Carter
BAD IDEA FOR CLASS PROJECT! "Up to 4,000 marijuana plants found in Laguna Wilderness Park near private high school" ocregister.com/articles/plant…
THe hot water in my shower runs out so quick that I start flushing the toilet like it's the snooze button
The Expendables is like the Super Smash Bros of action stars in a mid life crisis
Gwen Stefani + Ke$ha = Iggy Azalea
Pretty sure this guy is at the wrong stadium #jetsvscolts instagram.com/p/rakfOUGei-/
The difference btwn mine and my 2 female roommates toilet paper usage rate is similar to the difference btwn mine & Snoops weed smoking rate
Has anyone ever caught a cop giving them a parking ticket before it was too late?
Attention, young backpack travelers, if you have no money. Do not come to nyc, unless you plan on staying a long long time
When you see pretty white homeless people, you know times are getting tough
I'm the Wolverine of street parking. I just wake up the next day not remembering my past
Are there non obese people who order pasta from pizza hut?
Real estate agent is the only job where a cockroach has the power to make you not get your party check
If you ever date a woman like this; WHATEVER YOU DO, don't jack off! #psa rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/20/…
It's not pretzel bread, it's just bread that's a similar color
Whatever happened to my permanent record?
To root for Germany in the World Cup is just Un-American! #ARGvsGER #WorldCupFinal #fb
Who the fuck is tipping in the parking violations office instagram.com/p/qMutygGeg3/
Dunkin donuts now has cronuts! What???? instagram.com/p/qE3XX5GetE/
Always awesome when @JimGaffigan drops into #NorthernDiscomfort. Crowd is packed and red hot! instagram.com/p/p7eelzmeiF/
NY! 2MRW! POPPA RUS = SCHTICK PLISSKIN! @ NORTHERN DISCOMFORT! @TheStandNYC @ 8! w @JudahWorldChamp @GoshCarter & mr! pic.twitter.com/0yoUc0YrHi
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Cheap Laughs: The Best Indie Comedy in NYC This Week, 6/25 - 7/1 blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/06/… via @soundofthecity
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Today I ran into my old friend, Bunny Jenkins @ AQUI ME QUEDO instagram.com/p/pdI2WWmeg6/
Do replies not show up on the timeline? Or did mine to some of my new Ohio friends just not go through? #TechnologicallyBeyondMyYears