if you're having a bad night 😭�xH
I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME LIKE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA LOVES MICHELLE OBAMA 😭�snpy.tv/2iZy6mL
Me when I’m feeling suspiciously relaxed…
This golden retriever GIF is a straight up daymaker
When you're almost done with your bomb eyeshadow look and all you need is the inner corner highlight
“Stack all your phones face down during a meal.
The first one to check theirs pays the bill!”
Me and my friends:
when you ask your dog what they're eating and they keep chewing
"How's ur week going?"
ok but this
When you add a few extra useless words to an essay so that you meet the final word count
someone: how's your mental state?
this should be everywhere
*on top of a mountain*
Me: Wow what a view
Inner me: Jump
Someday my kids will be like, "hey mom, can we get another puppy" and I'm gonna be like, "heck yeah what a great idea" & we'll have 76 dogs
I WANT HIM 😭�JE
When you ask your date what the theme for the date party is and he says "idk, just wear whatever."
me when I'm in college 😂q
hope this brightens up your day.... if not then bye
public account vs private account
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
Me when I know I'm wrong but don't wanna admit it
this should be in all restrooms
when someone who is completely illiterate volunteers to read in class
me in a relationship
Date a boy who works hard, loves his mom, sings to you in the car, and scratches your back until you fall asleep
They need to bring this show back 😂7
Welcome to sea world you little shits
if u knew me between 2006-2012 i am so sorry
When you use "thus" in an essay
me after i complained about it not being cold enough for 3 months and now it's actually cold enough
Me: I should really wait until I get home and eat what I have in the kitchen and save money
Inner me: Its only $8
Me since October 10th, 2016.
When u misread a situation and realize ur mental breakdown wasn't necessary
I've watched this 37 times vine.co/v/MAOigK3MYJJ
I could stay home sleeping all day while my parents think im in school
mom: who’s your background?
me: my boyfriend
mom: can i meet him?
me: not before i do
"I'll come out but I'm not going to drink"
pro tip: order 2 drinks at a time so both your hands are full and you can't text boys you shouldn't
this is still one of the best videos ever
a relationship like this please
"flirting" aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u
When I see someone flirting with bae
me trying to study
Me as a parent
I didn't realize how good i was at yoga i do number 13 all the time
boy: haha so when are we chilling?
me: realistically, probably never