We have to wait walk 10 feet away from our bus and then wait and then we can go home? Didn't realize we were still In fuckin kindergarden.
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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
The states that have legalized marijuana have seen a reduction in traffic accidents.
Cell phone radiation causes insomnia, if you use your cell phone before bed you will sleep less.
To the dude who looked at marijuana and said, "I wonder if I can smoke that?" I thank you.
Throughout his lifetime, the average man will spend 10,585 hours parked at a bar stool or in a pub.
Family before friends, because real friends are family.
I guess friends come and go.
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
Can you not read or do you just ignore me?
I don't think ill ever be in a good relationship.
What's a fucking joke you were.
Dear mom, if you keep wanting me to do 8 things at once, than you should have fucked an octopus.
I hope your life is a whole lot better now that you've forgotten me.
I guess we're over with... Deuces!
Beautiful and great personality only comes once in a lifetime.
OMG! Your mouth is fucking freezing, quickly use my penis to warm it up.
Don't text me back? I understand. Don't hang out with me? I understand. But, when I start not giving a fuck anymore, you better understand.
Looks like its fuck-this-shit o'clock
Family over friends, because real friends are family.
I'm not tht dunk juss bu😤😤Ed
Whoop whoop lets fuckin party
Some 12 year old wanna be G just followed me lol
Don't post on Facebook "someone should text me" and then after I text you don't text me back... Kinda stupid.
And so God said unto Eve; "Get back in the kitchen". (Sexist 3:16)
DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE PERSON IN SCHOOL WHO EVERYONE LOVES BUT YOU DON'T AND EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST GETS ON YOUR NERVES
What a beautiful vase in my son's room! He calls it a bong. Silly name right :)
Amen to that shit #prevtweet
CURSING: Helps relieve pain by 80% percent.
The phone works both ways
Looks like it's one of those fuck it days.
A recent survey asked if people thought there were too many immigrants, 17% said: yes, 83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Ingl?s
Unhappy people are more likely to have an urge & or desire to cheer others up.
What should you do if you just ripped the package off of a condom? Lol
Getting a tattoo for my birthday.
Iekep hearin this buzzxxzzz noise
Bad girls ain't no good an the good girls ain't no fun
I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.
I'm gunna be soar tomorrow:(