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Mind your own fucking business its not that hard!!!!!!
Half of the freshman i see in the halls i swear I've never seen before in my life
Best labor day weekend ever i swear
I care too much
I need a new job.
Whats wrong do i say fuck too much? Aw poor you
Oh yeah i forgot, I dont have a sister
October 6th all day breakfast at McDonald's ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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I love being a taxi driver
I think my manager is on something
When you run out of toilet paper
Fucking love when my parents lie to me
People occationally piss me off
Its actually so you can see where you're going.
Going in the studio to record some shit with @SnoopDogg tomorrow and I am fucking PUMPED!! #StraightOuttaSunnyvale
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I was gonna work out but then i got drunk
My car has more gas in it when it's off
The #TPBPodcast has debuted at #1 on iTunes in Canada!! Watch the video version at Please RT!!
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I'd rather sleep on the god damn ground
Fuck verizon
Just keep drinking ill be attractive soon
Single again:( oh wait I always have been
Whoever invented cruise control can fuck off
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Not like anyone wants to talk to me anyways
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Not telling anyone anything anymore
I wunna shake you till you DONT FUCKING BREATH ANYMORE:D
Can this day just be over with
The last thing I wanted to do is sit atound all day
Im there for you but you're never there for me
I can't even describe how ridiculous you are
Now im paranoid oh shit
You make my head hurt
Ramen noodles on midnight
Just said hi to someone. He stopped, looked at me, and started walking again. Am I that weird you cant even say hi back lol
"well, fucked that up" -me about everything
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Idk how to tell her I like her...
Im always tired and sad
I love college confessions
"My girlfriend gave me head on HER birthday. #keeper" - Ferris State University
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"I got so high I spent a solid 10 minutes trying to unlock the door to my house with the unlock button on my car keys" - Schenectady County
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At least 50 people
I messaged so many people lmao
Sorry to everyone I messaged last night

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