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t shmurda
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T FUCKING SHMURDA HOE
That nap was life
β€œ*hits blunt* "Bro why are babies in the womb for 9 months but aint 9 months old when they're born?" pic.twitter.com/h9cPYIxjmh” πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
Well that was terrible & I'm soaking wet
Running on 2 hours of sleep. This row should be fun
I HATE BITCHES YO LEMME SLEEP I HAVE 6AM PRACTICE HOLY BALLS
I hate a liar with a passion
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β€œ@AllstarericEric: "@tesssting123: "Nobody likes a pancake ass"" I would eat your ass so gooooood bae πŸ˜πŸ˜β€ I'm scared
"Nobody likes a pancake ass"
Taylor's bae is taking her to a fancy restaurant when she goes home 😭😭😭
β€œ@BralynskiA: @tesssting123 @BoddenHaley literally dead "that's me" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚β€ ahhahahaha
If you have a big butt and you don't squat Idc get to squatting girl get that ass even bigger
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Vinny is a saviour
Funniest English class #imdead πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
This kid goes "I've been absent once and I can only be absent 4 times, so I have 3 more left?" .....
and it's true we are some hot niggas
Smoking weed is legit legal where I got to school
How u gunna say that and think it's ok
Cheating on someone is so dumb like why would you throw everything away for some random hookup
"My boyfriend accused me of cheating so I've been sending nudes to his roomate." - Carl Albert State College
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I want a home cooked meal
Sprints 😒😒😒😒
tuesdays and thrusdays are the worsttttt
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Fucks with the cooler weather
Smh when ppl mess with my sister it honestly gets me on another level pissed off. Moral of the story don't fuck with her ever.
Miley Cyrus 23 came on @BoddenHaley @tesssting123 ha hahahah instantly thought of y'all
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Girls are so dramatic like chillllll
Anything revolved around MY man I'll get fucking defensive. That's mine bitch
Grace & I the other night πŸ’•pic.twitter.com/mxuL9JEReCC
STAY IN YO LANE BITCH
β€œ@Sexualgif: When bae post a selfie lookin fine pic.twitter.com/bi0Zc2UMkz” πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
"Have you ever been dicked down so good you saw jesus?"