If you're in college and you still have your high school/grad year in your bio I hate you, high school is over and no one liked it that much
All I do is stalk puppy Instagrams!!!!!
When u take ur car to the shop and the guy puts your car 1st in line 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Cleaning my whole house and doing every bit of laundry so that when my mom comes home from work she can't nag me
Your MCM doesn't know which organelle is the powerhouse of the cell
"u just always get ur way huh?"
When you're broke af but it's Bae's birthday
When I look down at my phone and it's a reply from who i wanted it to be
Ayoooo the way she say it got me dumb weak 😂😂😂😂😂kBseXiLPr
If U Ever Go In Her House & She Got Dat $4 Walmart Mirror(The Skinny Long One) Leaning Against Her Wall. She Got Some Good Pwussy
Happy birthday baby daddy!
It's called a nap bitch shut your stupid iCarly ass up @MirandaCosgrove
the male population really took an L w YezJulz being lesbian
"Your parents must be so happy to have you home from college" vine.co/v/i9rKtEQ7nXJ
When your momma told you not to go outside and you see her car around the corner vine.co/v/i9qib7VdK3p
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but your remaining balance says $4
When you finally get to kiss your crush.
when u tryna get in contact with someone and they're nowhere to be found >>>>>>>>>>
Bris Breezy dancing to some Kodak Black.
when u see a girl all over ur man who not really ur man and u shouldn't be mad cus he aint yo man but that's ur man
urs aren't real don't pretend TESS
If you take the time to put fake freckles on your face.. get ur life
All I do is work out and watch breaking bad when I'm home. jesus
Workin workin workin ain't yaaaaa
My mom has always said "the only man who deserves you, is the one who thinks he doesn't"
Ladies if you were ever a victim of a nigga saying "just text me this DM shit is wack" I'll be having a prayer meeting on Monday at 7pm
This move was so underrated.
This would only happen to me I swear to god
somebody get this nigga Chris Brown 😂😂�nJWm
"lol I hope she was worth it, have a blessed life"
Just ran 4 miles feelin good😴
Intended to buy a full size bed today, but had to buy a queen because my feet hung off