Well I wouldn't change a damn thing about you
If you don't put in effort then neither will I.
*omg i'm so fat* says the 97 pound white girl
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
I just wanna go home and spend my night listening to mayday parade and think about my life.
You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
You remind me of my second wife. I’ve only been married once.
Those are some tight jeans. Mind if I squeeze in?
I may not be a genie but I can make your wishes come true.
My love for you is like the universe, never ending.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
You’re like the lyrics to my favorite song, hard to forget and always on my mind.
I googled your name earlier…I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
On average, sex burns about 300 calories per hour. Wanna exercise?
Are we related? Do you wanna be?
I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you?
Where have I seen you before? Oh, in the dictionary next to KA-BAAM!
I’m sorry; I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Are you a bed? Because I want to be on you all night long.