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Parker and I are going out to dinner and we had a coupon for a strip club so here we are. They have good calamari.
"So Shia LeBouf is a porn star now, right?" -something I would say but actually was the first thing my mother said when I got home
Also who wants to go to a dinner and a movie with me...I have a 76% off email coupon and I'm a moderately decent person to be around
When I apply makeup alone I like to pretend I'm a rich YouTube guru and not a poor girl with $1 eyeshadow, $3 mascara, and broken dreams
Dear God. Respect one another. Respect people's wishes. Be decent humans. All very simple but easily abused concepts.
So scary that there are people who care about their reputation so much they're willing to blatantly lie to preserve their image
Did his hair as a bday gift. Cool hair for a cool kid. (If u need someone to dye/bleach your hair hmu and we'll talk) pic.twitter.com/k7htUionMu
When you were emo in 8th grade and your hair's always had an identity crisis #GloUp pic.twitter.com/2E66zDXbHn
Think of all the talented people that you'll never hear of because they're not given the right chances due to their race/gender/beliefs
My life could always use more intriguing, amazing, passionate people. Show me where they're at and how I can be friends with them.
A golden rule should be "No one is as perfect as they appear to be on the Internet."
I'm always so blown away by how talented my friends are and how they all express beautifully different perspectives
Makes me infinitely sad that some of my "friends" & people who are making amends with me are actually plotting against me, but whatever 💁
"Once problematic, always problematic." -Plato, 400 B.C.
When your only selfie face is one of perpetual existential dread :) :) :) pic.twitter.com/35CyDNlDeH
I'm always amazed by how many people can say they miss you and how few people actually mean it
I don't hate anyone, I just have a naturally angry resting face /:
Everyone should have the right to be what they feel is the best version of themselves and it pains me that some people don't feel that way
When you finally come home and you missed the lighting in your house pic.twitter.com/JgoY1LOCyi
Friendly reminder that it's really easy to make friendships, relationships, and people look good on the Internet
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly
That time @anguloxr
basically did my senior pictures for me pic.twitter.com/1LdLONuGvY
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Thanks to @ArcherBands
for giving me an amazing 3 years of memories with these gems. Love you guys with all my heart pic.twitter.com/ZW8Wt6fBM5
I'm constantly taking Ls. In college I should major in taking Ls. I have a collection of Ls that I've taken in the past week alone
Do you know that you can LOSE WEIGHT withOUT DIETING? This video will amaze you! youtu.be/vFqze-iXtvA pic.twitter.com/CmFSwhyHKc
This Disney phone is prettier than my whole life and I want it pic.twitter.com/aBiZkFBUfC
Month-old Disney World adventures ft. bae and bffs (I miss it, can I live there forever) pic.twitter.com/QeSPXJL41R
Went to Dunkin Donuts and asked the cashier what coffee flavor she recommends and she said "Um...I don't really like anything here" #real
I love looking at clouds and listening to Bryan Adams, even more so when I'm doing both at the same time.