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when you make plans and your mom says no
don't tell me to calm down because i will throw a brick at your face
When u try to take a 20 minute nap and wake up 8 hours later Confused asf
People at school: "why are you so quiet?"
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
When someone you hate texts you
today im wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
it’s almost 2015 and food can still make you fat get it together science
this girl tried to take a pic of her teacher 😂
95% of the time when Im smiling at my phone it's bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. Im hilarious
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
so it's already October 22nd and I haven't even carved a pumpkin or gone to a haunted house or drank apple cider wtf
a short poem: do teachers understand that you take other classes
The oujia movie trailer looks good
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
2014 is almost over and -i lost no weight -didn’t learn anything -haven’t made an effort to save money -still ugly
when you see something you didn't wanna see
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
Mom: turn your music down Me:
“Well maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn't be this tired” Me:
Shia LaBeouf appears to have given up on life
"what's your major" "how many hours are you taking next semester" "how's your bank account" "do you have a boyfriend"
when you're listening to someone you hate talk
When ur friends won't come out with u
3 types of people - people who stay when your life gets rough - people who leave when your life gets rough - people who make your life rough
Beyonce photoshopped her thigh gap.. umm ok 😐…G
Retweeted by no
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
Beyonce photoshopped her thigh gap.. umm ok 😐…G
Retweeted by no
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
serving size: 4 yah all 4 me
when the whole squad looking fresh
puppies are touchable happiness
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
My anaconda will consider it
teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with? me: the bourgeois teacher: what me: what karl marx: nice
there are two types of girls on Halloween
when you're already off the clock and your boss asks for a favor