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when u take a really good selfie and u can't believe that it's u
im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip ur soul out
“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.” -the most comforting beauty advice ever
if ur not fergalicious then what's the point
when youre joking with ur mom and she turns it into life advice
RIP to all the money I spent on food so far this year
& then satan said, "let there be feelings"
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
when u sneeze in front of ur pet and they look at u like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
I hate when magazines act like "outfits under $200" is a good deal. Wow, good bargain. What I need is outfit ideas under like $19.99.
What girls look for in guys: • brown eyes • messy hair • cute nose • 4 paws • golden retriever
I hate when one eyebrow comes out Gucci and the other eyebrow comes out Walmart
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people & that is why u should never trust us
In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male
cashier: that'll be $19.75 me: *hands in 20 dollar bill* me: you can keep the change me:
questioning my entire life now
bae: come over me: i can't i'm in me mum's car bae: my parents aren't home me: broom broom
If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon? The Elemelons.
when you fall asleep while playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood, and get one star on your project
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this