leaving a friend's house the next day
Doctor: "you've been in a coma since 2008"
Patient: hOW dID ii EnD Up iiN ah CoMA.? z( ._.)z
"Girl you're eating again?!"
Put out really scary Halloween decorations!!👻�WE
what people my age do and then there's me
This man DJ Khaled really having a photo shoot while his wife is in labor
daughter: move ur in the shade
mom: how bout now?
daughter: gurrrl😍 if this pic doesn't get me a lil sistere
The hardest decision of your life
"I saw u tweeting some depressing stuff.. are you okay?"
actual picture of how well i'm keeping it together rn
When you're failing 7 out of 5 classes and you're trying to act like everything's fine
Me: *spends $200 plus+ online shopping*
when u gotta get up and close the door after someone left it open
me when the person I hate talks
when i think about my life for more than 30 seconds
A little somethin to take the edge off
When Twitter starts working again.
Our Pocketed Mauve Mist & Olivine Hidden Heart Prints are now available! 🐘✌🏼️💕
When people take everything I say seriously
when u realize u don't want 2 be responsible for anything anymore & u just want 2 nap and be small
what we all should start hoping for