me looking back at life like
"You would not believe your eyes, if 10 million fireflies-"
when you make a joke and people take it seriously
I have turned into Squidward
when you have no idea how you spent your entire paycheck in two days
"what will make you happy?"
When you see the first question on your final and already know you're going to fail
When you 'too grown' for the drama, but not too old to lurk and watch it unfold
when life ain't going your way but you're chillin
When you're trying to help your friend cheat on a test but they're just dumb af😂7
me on the last day of school
"You wanna do something this weekend?"
get you a girl who can do both
When your teacher tells a corny ass joke but you really need that extra half a point on your average
when ur family keeps going into ur room
And they say chivalry is dead
all my friends are all getting into relationships and catching feelings and I'm like
Me: I need a sugar daddy 😩🙄
Me when an old man breathes too closely by me63
Me after lurking for 4.5 hours and finding out that bae is indeed NOT cheating
me: never hanging out with that person ever again
that person: "I got a new puppy lol."