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i like my eyeliner to be as dark as my soul
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i am fiji water u are toilet water
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me if my school burned down pic.twitter.com/d18qZ00wua
If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, then I can make it through the rest of this semester
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, I could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.
when your favorite person to text goes to bed pic.twitter.com/LgmqD2SGBK
I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
when your friends make plans without you pic.twitter.com/P7bkEKKAFf
im ok with spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
my life is one big “wow ok”
when u accidentally open a convo you were avoiding pic.twitter.com/MOGoK8qWEp
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
i feel like every week im just like "i just need to get through this week"
me trying to save my grades this semester pic.twitter.com/4J2vNDTvkB
aaaaaall of me hates aaaaaall of school
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
tURN YOUR BABY INTO A HAMSTER pic.twitter.com/esdRNulMXX
*buys 420 cows* graze it
do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.