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Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
when u sneeze in front of ur pet and they look at u like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
I hate when magazines act like "outfits under $200" is a good deal. Wow, good bargain. What I need is outfit ideas under like $19.99.
What girls look for in guys: • brown eyes • messy hair • cute nose • 4 paws • golden retriever
I hate when one eyebrow comes out Gucci and the other eyebrow comes out Walmart
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people & that is why u should never trust us
In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male
cashier: that'll be $19.75 me: *hands in 20 dollar bill* me: you can keep the change me:
questioning my entire life now
bae: come over me: i can't i'm in me mum's car bae: my parents aren't home me: broom broom
If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon? The Elemelons.
when you fall asleep while playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood, and get one star on your project
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this
sometimes when I say “Im okay” what I rly want is for someone to hold my hand look me in the eyes and say “I know ur not okay here is $1000"
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u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn't kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
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white girls be like "happy birthday bestfriend"
“Are you talking to any guys?” Well there's this one that won't stop calling me
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
when u in public with bae & you see another girl look at him
remember when Hilary Duff was afraid to sing then Hilary Duff helped her & Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff??