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when u take a really good selfie and u can't believe that it's u pic.twitter.com/BNJQxy3C0B
im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip ur soul out
“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.” -the most comforting beauty advice ever
if ur not fergalicious then what's the point
when youre joking with ur mom and she turns it into life advice pic.twitter.com/g9cNVZOmUh
RIP to all the money I spent on food so far this year
& then satan said, "let there be feelings"
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
when u sneeze in front of ur pet and they look at u like you’ve just offended their great ancestors pic.twitter.com/ml8uOAjxSZ
I hate when magazines act like "outfits under $200" is a good deal. Wow, good bargain. What I need is outfit ideas under like $19.99.
What girls look for in guys: • brown eyes • messy hair • cute nose • 4 paws • golden retriever
I hate when one eyebrow comes out Gucci and the other eyebrow comes out Walmart
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people & that is why u should never trust us
In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male
cashier: that'll be $19.75 me: *hands in 20 dollar bill* me: you can keep the change me: pic.twitter.com/yHXHq3OvVk
questioning my entire life now pic.twitter.com/fPrOMVTpCV
bae: come over me: i can't i'm in me mum's car bae: my parents aren't home me: broom broom pic.twitter.com/WDNzRCrdkZ
If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon? The Elemelons.
when you fall asleep while playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood, and get one star on your project pic.twitter.com/tDTmy7yD2w
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this pic.twitter.com/u9GKmEayJF