did...did a goose write this.
Me w a boyfriend vs me by myself
I love having fine art in my home
Me at almost everything at forever 21
Me when I have a boyfriend
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
brain: the joke happened 10 mins ago it isn't funny anymore
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH 😂L
How to drive where I live
Bruno Mars: i got a condo in manhattan
me: BABY GIRL WHATS HADDNIN
me: i'm gonna improve myself! really change for the better! today is my day i'm starting over fresh! A new me!
When there's 2 minutes till class let's out and the professor puts on a new slide
i be trying to figure out why girls i've never said two words to be having a whole opinion and issue with me
Hannah Montana: You get the limo out front
"Hit it Fergie!"
me: i need to save money and get more hours at work work: u can go home early if u wa-
when u get ignored in the group chat and then someone else puts something in and gets a reply instantly
When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have brain
When a customer wants to speak to the manager and the manager just tells them the exact same thing you did 😂h