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words i started using ironically but can't stop saying: • bro/bruh • bae • rad • totes • yaaas
waiting to get asked to homecoming like
"$900 for an iPhone 6? Airplane mode better take me on vacation"
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
putting "official" in ur username to let all of ur 37 followers know it's the real you
me flirting: I hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
when ur hair is having a good day but u aren't
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
when your mom puts you in charge and your siblings don't wanna listen to you
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
#5 on the menu, but #1 in my heart. ❤️
i'm actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone eve
date me its for a school project
i bet you don't even have 99 problems i bet you have like 92 or 93 stop exaggerating
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode
*tries to make messy bun 16 times*
I want to be one of those ppl who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those ppl who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
teacher: sit down me: drank
when people compliment me its like wow are you being for real like bless you and your family i hope all your dreams come true amen
if i had $1 for every time i got called beautiful i'd have $1 thanks mom
homework to do: hella homework i’ve done: negative hella
When your mom tells you to wash the dishes
me trying to fix my attitude
no sorry i can't come to school tomorrow it's a national holiday
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
95% of the time when Im smiling at my phone it's bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. Im hilarious
how do people major in mathematics don't u love yourself
"mom i’ve had it. i’m dropping out" "excuse me" "i’m done with fake bitches. the hw. all of it. done" "ur in 2nd grade" "no one gets me"
do u think a stranger has ever tweeted about something you’ve done in public
getting cute goodmorning texts from bae
have u ever had to restart a song because u spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
Kylie Jenner photoshopped her thigh gap 😐…c
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When you lose your mom at the store
I want it to be 2004 again and come home from school, grab a granola bar, watch Lizzie McGuire and not hate myself.
When people think you're tweeting about them. 😒
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall
College be like: Housing: $2,761 Meal plan: $1,871 Books: $1,263 Enrollment: $998 Air: $3,614 Grass: $4,154 Sidewalk: $5,827 The sun: $3,121
my anaconda dont wanna go to school
when you’re the only one who does any work on the group task
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
"and if I collect enough box tops, my class gets an ice cream party!"
Kylie Jenner photoshopped her thigh gap 😐…c
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