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"and if I collect enough box tops, my class gets an ice cream party!"
Kylie Jenner photoshopped her thigh gap 😐…c
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Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym? Me: The Vending Machine
vs panties are 7 for $26 and all bathing suits are $9.99. RT to save a life
marry someone u want to annoy for the rest of your life
"omg I love your bag" "I love yours too"
when you're not wearing any makeup but bae still says u look good
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
basically what rejection looks like
when someone u don't like tries to make a joke
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
my anaconda dont want none unless you've got financial stability and are looking to improve yourself as a person hun
when bae favorites your tweets
i have two moods: 1. everybody get the fuck away from me 2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me there is no in between
shopping rule #1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack
‘Where are you ???' Me: 'On my way’
when ur wearing shorts and you sit down and your thighs suddenly expand to the size of texas
when bae doesn't reply to ur texts
AP= advanced procrastinators
I like to party, and by party I mean watch Netflix
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
text a girl something stupid and it takes 42 seconds for three of her friends to get the screenshot
Beyoncé for president 🇺🇸
I can't believe Iggy photo bombed Beyoncé performance
Beyoncé making everyone else's performance look like a circus
Maroon 5? You mean Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him?
Photobomb of the day 😂�
my mom on the first day of school
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
teachers be like "only do numbers 1-3"
looking back at what i did this summer like
Mom: "You have enough clothes!" Me:
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
when youre having fun with ur friends in class and the teacher moves u to the front
we take the naps we think we deserve
Dear girls everywhere, if you want the perfect summer body then this is for you �FitTea.comU�
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i get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their wallpaper on their lockscreen
I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
The only choker that looks good on your neck is this one