Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Want to get more twitter followers? Click here to watch our video.
twitter blogging internet humour 720,209 followers
cashier: that'll be $19.75 me: *hands in 20 dollar bill* me: you can keep the change me:
questioning my entire life now
bae: come over me: i can't i'm in me mum's car bae: my parents aren't home me: broom broom
If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon? The Elemelons.
when you fall asleep while playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood, and get one star on your project
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this
sometimes when I say “Im okay” what I rly want is for someone to hold my hand look me in the eyes and say “I know ur not okay here is $1000"
Retweeted by no
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn't kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
Retweeted by no
white girls be like "happy birthday bestfriend"
“Are you talking to any guys?” Well there's this one that won't stop calling me
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
when u in public with bae & you see another girl look at him
remember when Hilary Duff was afraid to sing then Hilary Duff helped her & Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff??
"Why do you always wear black" cause I’m ready for ur funeral bitch
when u sleep on the couch and someone wakes u up and tells u to get in ur bed
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to ur assigned seat
if Elsa, from "Frozen" was real, she'd look like this 😍
Retweeted by no
trying to figure out someone else's shower
best vine of the year lmao
still one of the biggest plot twists