Me: "I'm going to bed early tonight"
Me at 3 am:
When your teacher changes slides and youre not done copying it down
"Wanna see me not care?… You wanna see me do it again?"
Exclusive Fourth of July Tie Dyes coming Sunday at noon!!! 🐘🇺🇸WpuQ
Well, would you look at the time!
going to see Finding Nemo vs.
going to see Finding Dory
"let's get coffee"
"ooo lets get our nails done"
When you're naked in the bathroom and you forgot to lock the door and someone opens it
when u see a cute dog in the distance
when your friend goes off with some guy at a party and your left with his friend who tries flirting with you
when u ask bae to take u somewhere but he says no
"write a sad story in 4 words"
when you want to get in shape for summer but life is hard
when someone calls you a bitch but they ain't wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me at the Finding Dory premier
iOS 10 does individual read receipts.. this makes being petty 1000 times easier
Him: "what's wrong"
"why are you so sensitive"
when ur bestie invites u out with her but she brings her OTHER bestie w/ y'all, so ur like this the whole night
They've been around for years. I went to school with a couple of them.
when y'all argued last night but you still made him lunch..
me when the weather is over 80 degrees: