when someone actually texts me first
when I see my final grades
Everyone: you're smart i'm sure you're doing fine in your classes Me:
when u overreacted & the damage has already been done so u just lay there wondering why anyone puts up with u at all
I think this is my favorite thing on this planet
*at friends house*
me: "can I come in"
friend: "yeah just take of your shoes"
"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now"
Haven't done any homework all break
When people have "I probably don't like you" in their bio
I didn't realize how good i was at yoga i do number 13 all the time
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
Remember when Lizzie McGuire created bitmoji
after i fail my final exam
Me: *wears ripped jeans*
Any adult: Haha i think you need some new jeans bc yours are ripped
i'm over here chilling like i don't got two essays, two tests, and three exams in the next two weeks, but damn summer gon' be lit.
me:ugh i'm so late to class
also me: atleast you're going to class
This beats every relationship i've ever had
“Fix your attitude or leave" Me: