Do not settle
Also funny thing- I worked for 2 hours. I deserve this. 😅
240 on Wednesday afternoon- two beers in and I'm laying in bed in my underwear. Hashtag I have no life.
Me: okay brain, Im gonna sleep
Me: so u have to be quiet
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: the snack that smiles back
Alrighty- let's set this straight. Girls DONT put on makeup and get piercings to please YOU. We do it for ourselves so fuck off. 🖕🏼
If you could be paid for being on your phone i'd be a billionaire. Then I could travel and take cool photos. On my phone.
Idk I just want to travel and find amazing abandoned houses and stuff.
Never apologize for how you feel. It's a waste of your time and theirs bc usually theyre not worth it and you probably deserve better
darn stubborn boy 🙄😉
Hey, I love John Smith and I just want the world to know that. 💜
It's only 10:45 if anyone wants to hang out lol
a girl thats really feeling you is always gonna think you have hoes, bc in her mind other girls can see everything she sees in you
being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
Sit still and listen to the soundtrack. I'll tell you how I took one straight through the heart, and it's not easy to talk about.
Oh well, oh well, guess I'll see you in hell.
trees + mountains + lake 😍s
the fuck? He prolly too busy because he knows you ain't faithful. tf. Sloot.
I MISS MY LOWES CO-WORKERS
ma heart 💕h
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.
"No that wasn't about you"
*it was about you*
"In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself"
"The wasted years; the wasted youth.
The pretty lies; the ugly truth."
I've been drinking so much lately, i should really stop before I die of liver failure.
So you're telling me I can face swap with a goddamn wall outlet but it won't let me face swap with my cat?
The friendlier you become the less I trust you.
I deserve friends like these amp.twimg.com/v/3258b690-884…
John is washing his truck and I just am like god damn you're so cute I love you like he looks so happy I just asdfghjkl; ❤️
We'll figure it out 😘😂😂
If your bf/gf doesn't do dumb stuff to make you laugh, you're with the wrong person
My day with @AllisonnCeleste
I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 98 of them.
Not everyone you lose is a loss.
Keep lurking bitch. I'm doing good.
Today was awkward, yet reassuring. Weird, yet fun.
Life's not out to get you
Here I am again, rock bottom. Dug this hole to hell to rot in.
We're all pretending, right?
Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
John is asleep and I just love him like he's so damn cute just come here and let me cuddle your cuteness
"You can't kill your feelings with alcohol"
Yeah, well, I'm sure as fuck going to try.