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the people in zoey 101 were like 12 working in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
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knock knock who’s there? well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock
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NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB NEED JOB FOR MONEY WHAT WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
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I don't care what they're going to say.
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Americans collectively eat more than 45 billion sandwiches every year.
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@funnyortruth: Spell out your name pic.twitter.com/OxGOdC2Y6m” I got crazy and fucking crazy lmaooo
everyone's out doing stuff tonight and I'm just at home like pic.twitter.com/0VVIxVu86Q
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clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
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you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2
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you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class
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lololol burke said my music was distracting him from throwing up #wtf
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup Bitch.
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I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and dont know what to do because you’re leaving soon
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One fucking degree are you shitting me
Parents be like: R.I.P JUST KILLED YA PLANS
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i wish i could illegally download clothes
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99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza
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Try saying "I like cops" without your lips touching.
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Wow it's 6 && I'm still not tired #shit
Disney channel needs to have a throwback week.
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When i play a fighting game . I press random buttons and hope for the best.
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Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour.
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i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation where are you paolo
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Black Friday should be on 1,000 ways to die
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In line on Black Friday?No thanks,we're hiding out in the basement rehearsing for the acoustic tour.Get VIP Pkgs &tix bit.ly/19tFGhQ
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
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parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted me: fine can i go out parents: no
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apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
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5pm and I haven't moved since this morning.
the conjuring was so good >>
Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat...
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This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
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