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the people in zoey 101 were like 12 working in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock
MY CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
I don't care what they're going to say.
wedding aisle with pictures of memories omg 💕😍Frp
Americans collectively eat more than 45 billion sandwiches every year.
"You need to go on a diet"
: Spell out your name ” I got crazy and fucking crazy lmaooo
everyone's out doing stuff tonight and I'm just at home like
clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2
you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class
lololol burke said my music was distracting him from throwing up #wtf
English = Hello.
Spanish = Hola.
French = Bonjour.
Japanese = Konnichiwa.
Chinese = Nî Hâo.
Italian = Ciao.
Me = Sup Bitch.
I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and dont know what to do because you’re leaving soon
One fucking degree are you shitting me
"see you next year"
shut the fuck up
Parents be like: R.I.P JUST KILLED YA PLANS
I love people I can be weird with.
i wish i could illegally download clothes
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza
Try saying "I like cops" without your lips touching.
Wow it's 6 && I'm still not tired #shit
Disney channel needs to have a throwback week.
When i play a fighting game . I press random buttons and hope for the best.
All clothes should be like $1
Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour.
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo
Black Friday should be on 1,000 ways to die
In line on Black Friday?No thanks,we're hiding out in the basement rehearsing for the acoustic tour.Get VIP Pkgs &tix bit.ly/19tFGhQ
RT if this is true
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
my brain has too many tabs open
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
5pm and I haven't moved since this morning.
the conjuring was so good >>
Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat...
This is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh