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I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
Reading out words you've never heard before. Help pls
Nope, I've not seen the cat. Have you checked the kitchen?
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I'm like the laziest person on earth
Unless they don't want that. Open relationships etc #allowthatshit
Idgi do sluts think they'll get a nice and loyal BF or what?
I think I use the words "gonna" and "wanna" way too often
I'm going straight back to bed when I finish work
Pretty much every photo I have of my youngest niece is of her eating. Fatty
I think it's safe to say that most cakes are fattening :/
Squats squats squats
Wtf is with this coldness? It's summer bitch!
Slap the fat off
I always eat too much, to the point where I start to hate myself and cry over my non existing abs
How Allah describes Himself. If this doesn't make you emotional... Read it.
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Results come from hard work and dedication, not luck.
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I can't keep up with slang. People just make up new words everyday ffs like allow it and read a book you clapped horse
Think I'm gonna have a nandos though and eat that at work #perksofworkingintown
My favorite part of cooking is when the delivery guy shows up
I can't do it. I'm too busy. It's too cold. I'll do it tomorrow. Drop lame & overused excuses and REACH YOUR GOALS!
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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment