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The only difference between you and a celebrity is that a celebrity pays a professional to edit their photos
When you act too big for your avi and not follow people back. Alright Beyonce let me bow and follow your wisdom
Having a heart notification at the top of my phone in the notification bar looks so weird
Message me back a week later and I'll message you back never
When people act beyond their face😒
when you too ugly for the fine and too fine for the ugly
I'll never favorite anything ever again now that it's a heart icon. Bruv I don't love your tweets and hearts are for girls kmt
The only wish I have in life is that I was more pious
😂😂😂 allow me pls
What takeaway do you usually get?
what level of the curve is this?
This season has been too much though
Frikken Zygons are back 😭😂😂
skssksksksksk go to bed
Can I retweet myself already???
My chilling time involves Anime or Doctor who 😊😊
If one more person DM's me spam or bs info about trading I'm gonna go nuts!
what kinda of BS is this?
I can't wait to binge watch Dragon Ball Super uno
FML Sadi does this and I always cringe and feel sorry for her when she does. You people need help fam twitter.com/sharmina_s/sta…
My niece is starting to crawl but I'm missing it because I'm living in Manchester 😕😩
Someone who you like asks you out, what would you want to do?
I normally put milk in first, but in a rush clicked stupidly. Okays, I'll watch my step *,-*,
Throw holy water on her and tell her how she needs Jesus in her life twitter.com/lanszn/status/…
Which one do you put in the bowl first?
I think every guy was wearing the same white coloured eye contact in one eye only for Halloween
Just brought some salt and pepper curly fries (which are amazing btw) and the guy asked me if I want salt on it? Ermm.
You girls have a pre moodiness warm up a week before your moody week twitter.com/NofaNoir/statu…
When you click on somebody page you never even spoke to,only to find out they blocked you.
People ask me why I was celebrating Halloween. Bruv are you stupid??? This isn't a mask I'm just ugly
Yeah I think so 😅 Lets say we're 'normal' like that 😄
I'm so tired that having a coffee is making me more sleepy. Wth
No one cares how drunk you got last night. Listen carefully. No. One. Cares.
Dailymail's comment section on their website is where all the racists come out to play
it's actually the white couple who are having sex lol
Totally thought I was spiderman
I keep slipping on leaves. Those things are .....leafal 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
The amazing feeling when you submit your assignment on moodle 😍
You get a phone call and someone says "what's your favourite horror movie?" do you:
I didn't join twitter to see guys be more emotional than girls on my TL ffs
Talking to one chick itself is stressful ffs idk how some man handle a load of em
When you ask bae if she's ready yet after 2 hours
Stop! Your kid is too ugly for social media
I'm so glad that Starbucks is in the same building that I work at 😭
I finally have polls! Do you?
You guys remember this dude on catfish? 😂😂mW0