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DrNinja
turning round in photos so it's 90% arse and 10% face is the standard slut pose 😂
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I think I care about pizza way too much
I guess the more people who are out then the less people ordering pizza. So quicker delivery for my pizza innit 😍
Dead TL again. Guess everyone's out partying etc
I don't get why people like getting drunk
Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair in front of your door
Please go home and sleep off Halloween. You slut
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I hate people as it is but people in costumes being all drunk is something else
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Walking home from work was a nightmare. So many people
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Chocolate milk >>>
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Just give me sweets for free and no specific reason and then be gone
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Even if I wasn't a muslim and could celebrate halloween I'd still allow it and sit on Netflix all day eating pizza
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Keep getting invited to Halloween parties and I'm here like 👀 allow me allow me I ain't doing shit
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Why does the fire alarm always go off during the most inconvenient times ffs
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If you're a muslim and you're celebrating Halloween, then lawd hammercy on your soul
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'Mum how should I dress up for Halloween' 'Put your A-level results around your neck and go as a fxcking idiot' LOOOOOL FUNNIEST
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I remember when I used to dm people first😂 Now I just wait for them to dm
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#Tweetyourfavouriteverse “Do not commit evil deeds, whether openly or in secret. And harm not others, except by way of justice or law.”
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“And when the news of the birth of a female child reaches them, they are filled with grief. Surely, evil reaction" #TweetYourFavouriteVerse
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#TweetYourFavouriteVerse They plot and plan, and Allah too plans. And Allah is the best of planners [8:30]
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#TweetYourFavouriteVerse Whatever blessing you have is from Allah. Then, once you are touched by distress to Him alone you cry for help.
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#TweetYourFavouriteVerse It is not the eyes that are blind, but the hearts. [22:46]
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#TweetYourFavouriteVerse "Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear" 2:286
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"Israel has crossed the line 'now", No!, Israel crossed the line 66 years ago
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Only hoes defend other hoes
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I will die from boredom
You're praying jummah and then going to celebrate haloween after? Are you ok in the head??
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Dying in the labs &#uni
Been in bed since I woke up watching youtube videos LOL
This is actually jokes LOL "Modern Monster Mash - Key of Awesome #91: youtu.be/qx1mboWYn0c" #Hannibal killed me 😂
Something that looks and tastes like this again. Tenks. #wafflelyfe pic.twitter.com/K2uz0eiudt
I WANT SOMETHING SWEET PLS
Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day
I really want to sleep some more but can't fall asleep now
Feels good to have Friday morning off!
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I think "ffs" is like my favorite thing to write. Ffs
Why am I awake on my lay in day ffs
There's literally like only one person left tweeting on my TL. Think that means it's time to sleep :(
Okay i should have been asleep by now ffs
I want to learn sign language.. We take our hearing for granted by listening to bs!!
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fuck what people think, do what makes you happy.
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