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Working a Sunday should be illegal 😴😴
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Halloween, a time where all girls inner slut modes are revealed
Sorry, I’m too poor, I can’t afford to pay attention
Cats are cute
I hate being put on hold. Seriously, can you at least play some good music!
I'll just feed my future imaginary pet Rhino some pizza. That'll do
Actually, what do Rhino's eat?
They're so misunderstood. Let me just love you please
I think I want a pet Rhino
Hugs reduce blood pressure and stress. They also help protect from heart disease.
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Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
it pisses me off when people think hijabis are supposed to be this ideal religious robot
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Coffee pretty much is the only thing that keeps me going everyday. Otherwise I'd constantly be asleep
Could do with some coffee right now
It's annoying how everyone is asleep ffs wake up and tweet
I've just watced a fat cat enjoy being vacuum cleaned. Like LOL
It's early. Kill me
I think it's safe to say that my girl has successfully invaded my room
It's tough deciding whether to do some revision, or to sleep. Oh wait, no its not
I don't get why girls put #BeardGang :/ you don't have a beard????
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Knowing you have a lay in in the morning is probably the best feeling ever
Or a waffle. Don't ever forget the waffle
Everyone has fitness goals and I’m over here like, if I burn this many calories I can eat a whole pizza
Shit, I need to follow more people
"To Allah we belong and to him we shall return"
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Why is Christmas being advertised when it's still October? Like u wot m8
Happy Diwali & Bandi Chor Divaaas Everyone!πŸŽ‡βœ¨πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠβœ¨πŸŽ† Have a wonderful day spent with all your loved ones! Spreading Love, Light & Happiness✨πŸ”₯☺️
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Can i stop working out and just eat cake for life now?
Music is the reason why I'm always up late
Hate when people put up 10 second snaps of bullshit. That's 10 seconds of my life i'll never get back.
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Happy Diwali to those who are celebrating ☺
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This "I'm following back everyone for 15 minutes" bullshit needs to stop. You ain't prestige. You're a beg
When you see a buff Akhi and the first glance is Halal
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lol some guys actually think they can get any girl πŸ˜ͺ who gassed you up pls? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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Maybe it was a bit too late for green tea. But it tastes good 😩
You've got slut on your face
β€œ@hussain_mIj: When you go to bed at night thinking about all the coursework you haven't done” Me rn 😭😭
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Also, gym is only like 30/40% of your health. Food is the most important. Eat well and eat clean
Allow quitting after a few days because you don't see any immediate changes