lool that's the most annoying thing man. It pisses me off😂
Why do i always need a toilet before my main big set on squats 😩😩
na the leicester one kills it everday, trust me its forverr busy
Give me Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts 3 already ffs
Been craving this for ages 😭twitter.com/drninja_/statu…
Me too, a visit there has been long overdue 😢twitter.com/DrNinja_/statu…
I miss Heavenly Desserts man
We would have less people infatuated with their own narcissistic personalities
I'd be arrested for following loads of people around #IfTwitterWasntAThing
I really don't want to start my next term tomorrow 😢 wanna quit and just work ffs
Can someone be my friend with benefits by paying for all my bills and food? Thanks
LOOL, good luck
When you and your cat get into an argument.
looool inshaAllah it doesn't pls
I have so many shows to start but also so many to finish and also so many I wanna start. This is the epitome of first world problems
All British-Asian dramas/comedies seem to be stuck in the 1980s, they're permanently attached to one style,we've upgraded from floral carpet
The indescribable feeling (which is actually easily describable) when you know you're seeing bae soon 😍😍
How does one get flawless skin face hair body everythang and still just live off of just pizza and cake?
Nawab has killed me tonight
Am I the only one who when using a knife&fork I don't actually use the knife to cut? I use it for grip so I can pull food apart with a fork
If you're not promoting yourself on Twitter via selfies and self pretentious nonsense, then are you using it wrong? #No
Peach this peach that. Allow it man
So I guess Netflix is finally going to try and stop people from accessing geo locked content. LOL good luck
I'm 99.9% sure I'm the ugly friend
Everyday hitting new personal bests. Damn Allah made me awesome
I'd drop so many mug shot selfies but the savagery I've seen on Twitter is frightening
When Hijabis get asked "are you oppressed?"
How is covering up now seen as oppression?
Feminism seems like it's to benefit men, what with feminist going on campaigns to "free the nipple" etc Privatise yourself for real power
I'm actually so hungry but I don't know what to eat man 😢
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
My life is pending an update tbh
1) be late to everything 2) always haggle and ask for discounts 3) eat curry 4) be loud when you're on the phone twitter.com/3arache/status…
Who in the right mind would pay $50,000 for some headphones?! Damn
Your avi is the reason why men have trust issues
if you have a girlfriend what exactly do you "like" about another female's pictures? 🤔
Doctor Who Christmas special was so good
Yet when I send pics I get reported for inappropriate content 😪q
February gon be like "Deadpool and chill?"
I need a new avi but it's hard to find any good angles when you're already ugly
Literature students pls