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When you find out your crush seeks a pious partner
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Is this too early to sleep? Hmm
Excuse me while I cover my face
I didn't know wonder, could be so frightening
Building a robot isn't as fun as I thought it would be #crying
The Quran will protect you in life, at death, in the grave, On the day of Judgment, and will also intercede to save you from Hell Fire.
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Too many assignments to deal with. Allow uni ffs
Black man stopped by white police officer for walking down street with his hands in his pocket
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If you're 18 or over, you shouldn't be a fangirl.
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You canโ€™t buy happiness, but you can buy a huge house and cry in any room you like.
Dying at the library. This place should be called a mortuary for students. Ffs
I don't understand people who wear sunglasses when there's no sun
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Hate getting out of bed so early ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข
I love how funny I am
And that's my story about a ghost and a mouse
Swear down I was less scared when I thought it was a ghost. Soon as I realised it was a mouse I was OUT of there!
However after a few nights, I realised it wasn't ghost. It was a mouse under my bed scratching ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Wallahi I wasn't even scared. I started threatened it like "what kind of pussy arse ghost can't walk through a door? Bitch GTFO"
I once thought there was a ghost in my house trying to scratch it's way into my room.
Like if I saw one i'd ask the ghost if they would like a drink and if they could explain a few things for me
I don't get why people get so scared over talking about ghosts
First it was get married so the wife can do the house work. Now it's build a robot so it can do the housework. Dad, all you want is a maid
I told my dad that I'm building a robot so he goes "yeah build one for your mum so it can help out around the house" #asians
We cant even have sleepovers & she thinks baba will let her fly to the other side of the world.
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Sounds like a heated debate today in Manchester city center Piccadilly (i think, can hear it from work)
I'm the grumpiest when I don't get at least 8 hours of sleep, which is the majority of the work week.
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British Muslims face worst job discrimination of any minority group, according to research
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Don't worry, about a thing
I could probably tweet all day about her tbh. Alhamdulillah I'm blessed with the world's best mum
She can never call anyone ugly and if I say someone is she says to me "Everyone is God's creation, so how can you call them ugly?"
My mum is such a nice lady I swear. And im not even being biased
When I trip walking up stairs, my natural reaction is to jog it off. What even
I want my own zoo
That feeling when you hit PB's at the gym >>>>
I'm awake so early for a Saturday
Good Morning ya'll
If you have nothing positive to say, don't say anything at all
"I can bear-ly contain my excitement for my new outfit..."
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Why are people still so racist?
I think I just died๐Ÿ˜‚๏ฟฝ
Everyone's talking about the new Star Wars film and I'm here like Whut, I haven't seen any yet
All these BlackFriday fight videos are killing me ๐Ÿ˜‚ fucking imbeciles
Jokes at how many fights and arrests there's been ๐Ÿ˜‚#BlackFridayy