Freshers just around the corner. Time to paaaaaaaatay! #mmu #MMUfreshers
ohh yaa that's gona be so fun :(
do I have to put up with you for another year in uni now :( god help me lol
Please don't see me yawning :'(
There's a managing director right behind me too
my bitches are mad tings for sure !
Love how i'm going to a house party w. my bitches & my other bitches ask if i want condoms, lube & anal relaxation lube #Wdf #NonMerci
Why is my body not telling me I'm eating too much?! #cantstop
Drake the type of nigga who buys GTA and tells the strippers, "you're better than this."
When girls call their boyfriends “daddy” I just want to vomit all over their existence.
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
This is what keeps me going #work #tired #wakeupphoto #coffe #love #holla #heyboo
This weather makes it a million times harder to get out bed
Could I just use you to compliment Able Cabs. Airport service, second to none.
At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads
Nothing beats the old classic horror films like candy man, the old texas chain saw and exorcist etc #coulddothisallday
It was still good though :/
Is the new insidious scary? The first one was more of a fantasy film than horror
Go to sleep when it's dark, wake up when it's dark. I can't even :'(
Work this early is such a pain
Went on that 'Plenty Of Fish' dating site.
So far i've met a whale who gave me crabs.
Just cheer up for goodness sake, lifes too short to sit there all day everyday with a face like a slapped arse.
Have to be up in a few hours. What is life?!
This whole year will be a "I can't even" moment
Uni in a few weeks, i can't even :(
#beautiful #niece #love #her #Annah<3
Yeaaaaaaaah, I feel like death
I hate texting people who don’t use smileys. I feel like I’m texting an emotionless robot.
Old People + Technology = Funny
Oops, Amir Khan got clocked. Yo wife ain't doin NUFFIN!
LOOOOOOOL HE GOT CLOCKED..SERIOUSLY DON'T GET WHY HE BLAGGS SO MUCH pic.twitter.com/MYiI1HtnWb
There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
too many people are living for compliments, instead of living for accomplishments
Isn't everything in Aylesbury local... <---- not some of the choice language, that's from nowhere I've heard of
I might just do the unspeakable and go to sleep #earlystart
Tbc i don't even care anymore #KITTENSGALORE
I have the amazing superpower of making any situation awkward.
I've only just moved in and this kitten next door frikken loves me!
Okay so basically it's my neighbors; but it just casually walks into my house and sits between my legs
I have a pet kitten. Its not my kitten, but i have a pet kitten...
Some of them UberFacts actually crack me up
Staring at breasts daily can extend a man's life by 5 years.
Love has 4 letters and so does food
I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes…I can already see you’re a train wreck from over here
"Oi, I know what will make a girl think we're really attractive" "what?" "look like a right c**t in your photos!"
I don't get why a lot of these guys act like gangsters in their photos #areyoubadthough