you take relationship advice from a fake drake account and wonder why you're still single…😑
Just ordered the @ThunderShirt
for Jack ... crossing my fingers it does the trick.
my son's account got hacked. They sold $800 of his stuff & bought crap leaving him w/no money & no stuff. What do we do now?
You might be surprised to find out that @Yelawolf
lyrics inspired one of the scripts I'm working on right now. #americanyou
[Life Tip] If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question back to you, you'll be dead soon.
The weirdest thing is when rappers tweet "Ima still call him Bruce" like homie you go by PLIES and your real name Algernod
Hell yeah! (What a great thing @CollegeisRADD
is doing with recording artists.) #DrinkResponsibly twitter.com/HollisBrown/st…
Thank you @Caitlyn_Jenner
... for getting a 65yr old woman on the cover of anything other than AARP magazine.
My typical kickstart to the day: Plain @FageUSA Total Greek yogurt (full fat) and 2 teaspoons of Raw Honey.
Heading down to @oceanplace
for a night to celebrate Mother's Day in Long Branch. #JerseyShore
: Photos that aren't mine were added 2 my @ThisLife
from my laptop. My laptop is at an Apple Store.>This isn't alarming AT ALL<
On 5/2, 47 photos that aren't mine were added 2 my @ThisLife
account from my laptop. Funny thing: My laptop is at an Apple Store.
Just sayin' ... but severing your own spine isn't even possible in #MortalKombatX
Unexpectedly found myself looking forward to tuning into @briankoppelman
's live session on #periscope
almost daily. #HighlyRecommended
Back the hell away from the person who wants to have a birthday party for their dog.
Put it in the books! Tenafly defeats Passaic Tech 7-5!
Walking 2 days and 39 miles is hard--but pales in comparison to chemo. Donate on my behalf to support AVON 39! bndfr.com/2nb3h
I would rather spend two nights in jail than one at a relatives house.
I've officially become a #laxmom. #tenaflytigers
Thanks @stockimo! for including one of my photos. "What a way to start the week!
Cheers all & congrats to the 64 handpicked for this week's #GridOfGreatness"
AWESOME | “@GAM_says
: Africa even has a different use 4 social media pic.twitter.com/gSOsQO7HgA
” quoting @tanyaryno
on FB vs Twitter
[Last photo of the season] Until next year ... #windham #snowboarding (thanks to @megan1381 for making it possible.)
Birdman is a narcissistic film about a self-absorbed industry. No wonder it's an Oscar winner.
Can we talk about how all the flags in Rockefeller Center have been replaced with #SNL40
flags? That's some cool shi… whosay.com/l/Mpjaam0
Can we talk about how all the flags in Rockefeller Center have been replaced with #SNL40 flags? That's some cool shit.
I’m feeling very nostalgic about SNL right now and am excited about tomorrow's 40th anniversary show. Pictured is the first cast I worked with … these people hold a great deal of space in my memory bank so I look forward to reminiscing about what makes it on air, featuring any of them. The show w
I’m feeling very nostalgic about SNL right now and am excited about tomorrow's 40th anniversary show. Pictured is t… whosay.com/l/fNHaa7t
, It’s You Who Needs to ‘Respect Artistry’ ow.ly/IMx4m pic.twitter.com/Nq1IorsWuI
I so wish that this @WLNYTV truck parked outside my house meant something big was happening here in Alpine, but I'm guessing it just means he's lost.
While at @nbcsnl
we shot EVERY commercial parody on film. || Why Hollywood is now trying to save film qz.com/340677 #filmmaker
Cause of the Grunfeld's, I got 2meet @edward_burns
in the Knicks suite once, since then I've been waiting 4him 2write 'Independent Ed' #thx
People who add “Like" or "Share if you Agree” to your post or photo, that'll do.
It's on all of us to stop sexual assault. I took the pledge to be part of the solution and you can too at itsonus.org #ItsOnUs
U'd think I was mature enough not to laugh when they announced Dick Poop's nomination for best Cinematography, but u'd be wrong. #oscarsnom
[I made 5 out of the 19 listed] Mad Ads: 'SNL's' Best Commercial Parodies @HitFixRiot fw.to/EcXAlVG #thxhitfix
Can we all agree that the foreign press is a group of journalists who definitely do not understand comedy. #goldenglobes
I'd be fine with never being cold again. Ever. #Alpine #NJ pic.twitter.com/KvtVTGzRZg
I'm always excited about writing a clever post or joke on Facebook. Because if there's one thing I never do, it's learn.
Just watched 'This is Where I Leave You' directed by @ShawnLevyDirect
. Twice. Smiles and Tears ... The type of film I want to produce.
It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing & criticise others. Go create! Have fun :)
You know you get the best ideas when you're doing nothing
Seems Legit. Maybe just wait till he finishes the basement. #realcraigslistad pic.twitter.com/JptCgQlilh