people that don't like you be the first to watch your snap💯
When she reminds you that you're her bro and you're forever trapped in the friendzone😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
My ex used to get mad at me for not arguing back....weirdo
But dildos are cool tho. Smh
I find it funny how women feel disgusted at male sex toys lmao😂. They call it desperation
One of my friends considers himself a "professional side nigga"😂😂 what's are the benefits to that?? Besides the no strings attached kitty😸
I noticed that black people throw one of their own under the bus quicker than any other ethnic group
You know you're getting old when you don't even wanna give out your specific age. You be like "I'm in my 20s" lol
Some people will never understand how far you're willing to go for them till you don't.
These bbw women out here breaking hearts every second of the day. Not nice
I think it's safe to say big girls are running shit now. They killing errrthang👀
Let me stop. I might be going bald too 😣😩
Scrolling down the TL, keep seeing bron getting a ball to his face. Shit hit him so hard it pushed his hairline further back😂😂
See what I mean😍😍😍. She's all that and then soCUi
I remember when a Christian told me "masturbation is sin, and you're going to hell. " I thought to myself "shit, I'm going deep in hell"
A girl with a short hair due or dreads😍👀
I need to make this London trip happen. Soon as my homies on hop the plan
American dragon used to be my show man.
If I ever make it rich, I'll probably give up all hope in finding love. I think finding love when you're rich is harder than when you broke
It's 2016. Can we let bygones be bygones? You've been mad at me long enough
If I date a girl and her ex hit me up with the "how does my dick taste" idk what my reaction will be. Niggas so pettywap .)
If I ever see a government official on tv saying "we have nothing to worry about, it's under control. Don't panic." I'm panicking
When your gf shows up with hickies you didn't put on her. 👀 bitch where were you
I finally understand what my mom meant when she said "teenagers from her time were different than today's teenagers"
It was freezing, turned on the heater and its too hot now Smh.
I HATE lying for othr people. My used to be homie cheated on his gf, and she asked me in front of him if he was cheating. Put me on the spot
I'm social & antisocial at the same time 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
When you see a female arguing with Bf on Twitter and they're not pulling punches either👀👀
That one cute cashier at Walgreen always give me the 😏 look lol. Just finally realized it today.
I wonder why babies automatically know how to suck titties lmao.
If you actually spent time getting to know him before the relationship, you wouldn't be spending all your time investigating him now
My favorite meme 😂😂8g9
When people don't seem to understand that phones work both ways. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
DID YOU KNOW...the more people you follow the more interesting your timeline will be?
Gave a homeless dude a dollar, he looked at me and said "another one"😂😂😂
My dumb ass said to her "awww, didn't know you were pregnant. How far along are you?" she's not pregnant😣😩 awkward.
I see the Valentines tweets have started
This bitch got my name saved on her phone as "possibility C." Bruh, I'm done with life. Not even good enough to be B Smh.
So I got that "don't" song stuck in my head. Makes me want a boo thing😣
Well I see now momma. Shit is hard
My momma never told me how hard the grown up life would be, she just said "just wait. One day you'll see😈"
Ayy lmao scientist always wonder who was the missing link. The answer is....ALIENS. 👽B
I need a life manual. I'm kinda lost in this shit
That moment when your high school buddies are already married and settled down with kids and you're still confused about the future
I haven't had a Valentine date since.........well I've never had one. Huh
Not sure if my phone is broken or. 😣😩 new friends needed
Waiting for that one punch man season 2 tho. Should drop around fall
Told myself I wasn't going to watch all these naruto fillers but here I am watching them😣😩