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Swozza
Off for a ‘Pit Burger’…😋🍔pic.twitter.com/1CJ8XZxkXQkXQ
I’m Sat in the garden with my dogs & a can of Tetleys… Where’s my pipe & slippers? Friggin old git! pic.twitter.com/SLjX2Qd7bn
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Can’t wait for this… COME ON YOU REDS!! 🏆🏆🏆#ChampionsLeaguee#YNWA#YNWA
Fuck you Jamie Oliver… Don’t see you making a chicken Tikka Masala paella sandwich! 😋🐔👳😋
'This is Anfield' It's an honour to play in a legendary stadium like this one in charge of Real Madrid #HalaMadrid pic.twitter.com/iG94qJbFKF
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Getting absolutely soaked walking home from the gym is still better than going to work… 😁
EMPTY GYM!! 👌
Ed Woodward calling one of his players a 'fucking waste of money!' vine.co/v/ObIvTEigOQH
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Gutted Bale’s out on Wednesday… He’s probably just scared after watching our tremendous QPR performance!
Didn’t even deserve the draw to be fair… Only Madrid next… No biggie! 😩
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Dog brought me a rabbits head this morning… Nice!
£25M+ a year? - @newbalance it is then…. #YNWA
Cardio next week? @Justy500 --> WHEN YOU TRAIN LIKE A FREAK!! 😂 w/ JEROME JARRE vine.co/v/OqPmB7b1M9uM
I wouldn't play balotelli until Sturridge is back he's that bad on his own and lambert tries hard but he turns like the titanic.
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"Yeah, mate. They just confirmed Sturridge is out for another month." pic.twitter.com/sVFiLHAmnJ
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When you tell Wayne Rooney the Premier League is back this weekend. vine.co/v/OqHtIU1rKLg
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October sunbathing..!! 😎 #HardAtWorkk#lastDayy#FuckEmm
They’d better be open this morning..!! 👊💥💀
Finally started #TheWalkingDead…. Quality so far!! 💀🔫🔪
My absolute favourite is dragging my arse outa bed at 05:30 only for the gym to be shut..!! 😤😡😤
Tried nature valleys new cereal this morning @TescoIlkley.Tastes delicious. Gym goers 10.7g protein @Swozza #Ilkley pic.twitter.com/Z5Pn3ATk2W
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Gym… after 15days… Grim 😩😩
RETWEET to WIN Monkey Nutrition Primal 26 Protein Powder OR Nutrition E-Book on @LondonRealTV #MonkeyWin pic.twitter.com/55sAig4Wmk
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Ha! Know thy place Jack Wiltshire… #HendoIsBoss #YNWA
Last week working for these jokers!! 🎉🎊🎆👍😬
All the way in Estonia and we see a Bingley flag pic.twitter.com/gWBHTFRpiW
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Owned by my lad 9-5 at the crossbar challenge…. Devastated!
Got myself a ‘man fire’ going… 😬🔥🔥👍pic.twitter.com/0gmStExFprStExFpr
Massively productive day so far… Completed 3 more levels on Diamond Digger! 👍🎮👌☺️👏💎👏
this skill from Di Maria is unreal. vine.co/v/OmiFj3b6ELl
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Early start… Early dart! ⏰🏃…💨….💨
Oooohhhh it’s good to be back..!! 👍👌👏pic.twitter.com/gDxUl5Ind75Ind7
1st day back after a stag do… A week after handing in your notice = 0% motivation 2days plan… find a room to sleep in!! 😩😴💤💤☕️☕️😱💀
35 Days With Bayern: 5x Man Of The Match 2x Bundesliga Records Broken Most Passes Most Touches Most Distance Covered pic.twitter.com/Kr7dxMjx6r
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Please retweet to build awareness of plans to demolish Eldwick village church and replace it with a large cheap one pic.twitter.com/BRmhDEvroG
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Roma have the same number of English players (1) in their starting XI as Manchester City (1). Embarrassing.
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