Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Grow your twitter followers. Join free!
Start my free promotion! Twiends helps you grow your twitter following quickly and easily.
Ahhhh so this is why I stopped drinking on a Sunday... 😩😩😩 Hanging!
Quick!!! Update ur status!!
Watching footy in the mid... Have I gone back in time?! 😕
Booty is the greatest gift you can receive
Retweeted by Swozza
Gents.... You are all very welcome!! 😍
Dyl's gone 2 hairdressers armed with a pic of Marco Reus 4 his new style. #Posing little bugger! #LikeFatherLikeSon
Where? Never heard of it....
Hanging... 😩
Old man river's down with the kids...
Works do... Cos these lot aren't a set of cunts!! 😘
Huh, huh… Look… Man City can’t fill their ground!! #ShitBanter 👊💦💦‘s
Val Thorens opens & I’ve nothing booked…. 😢 YET! 😁😝⛄️❄️🏂👍👌
Christ I wish I was in some of that NY snow!! ⛄️
Bottled the ‘Yes vote’ & now they bottled their cup final against welbeck, smalling, downing & co…Ha! #Scotland
This is my goal in life…. Some day Dave… Some day!
I bet you wish you had my job right now 😋�
Retweeted by Swozza
Probably just had the best curry in the whole of wales boyo….
Great day at the rugger… All 6 & 1/2 hours of it! 😁🏉
To be fair this little gimp knows his shit..!!
Must of missed the memo… Didn’t realise Saturday was ‘bellend day’ in the gym! 🔔😩👊💦💦👎
4:30am start… 560miles… 10hrs driving & not one dull arse facebook moan or check in… Take note people!
Haha -->"@SportHumour: Kolo Toure's wikipedia page has been updated since last night..." @SimonSkwarek @Swozza
Retweeted by Swozza
Facking boyo annit…
Nice early start… for an early Friday finish!! 😁
Off for a ‘Pit Burger’…😋🍔
I’m Sat in the garden with my dogs & a can of Tetleys… Where’s my pipe & slippers? Friggin old git!
Can’t wait for this… COME ON YOU REDS!! 🏆🏆🏆#ChampionsLeaguee#YNWA#YNWA
Fuck you Jamie Oliver… Don’t see you making a chicken Tikka Masala paella sandwich! 😋🐔👳😋
'This is Anfield' It's an honour to play in a legendary stadium like this one in charge of Real Madrid #HalaMadrid
Retweeted by Swozza
Getting absolutely soaked walking home from the gym is still better than going to work… 😁
Ed Woodward calling one of his players a 'fucking waste of money!'
Retweeted by Swozza
Gutted Bale’s out on Wednesday… He’s probably just scared after watching our tremendous QPR performance!