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Huh, huh… Look… Man City can’t fill their ground!! #ShitBanter 👊💦💦‘s
Val Thorens opens & I’ve nothing booked…. 😢 YET! 😁😝⛄️❄️🏂👍👌
Christ I wish I was in some of that NY snow!! ⛄️
Bottled the ‘Yes vote’ & now they bottled their cup final against welbeck, smalling, downing & co…Ha! #Scotland
This is my goal in life…. Some day Dave… Some day!
I bet you wish you had my job right now 😋�
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Probably just had the best curry in the whole of wales boyo….
Great day at the rugger… All 6 & 1/2 hours of it! 😁🏉
To be fair this little gimp knows his shit..!!
Must of missed the memo… Didn’t realise Saturday was ‘bellend day’ in the gym! 🔔😩👊💦💦👎
4:30am start… 560miles… 10hrs driving & not one dull arse facebook moan or check in… Take note people!
Haha -->"@SportHumour: Kolo Toure's wikipedia page has been updated since last night..." @SimonSkwarek @Swozza
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Facking boyo annit…
Nice early start… for an early Friday finish!! 😁
Off for a ‘Pit Burger’…😋🍔
I’m Sat in the garden with my dogs & a can of Tetleys… Where’s my pipe & slippers? Friggin old git!
Can’t wait for this… COME ON YOU REDS!! 🏆🏆🏆#ChampionsLeaguee#YNWA#YNWA
Fuck you Jamie Oliver… Don’t see you making a chicken Tikka Masala paella sandwich! 😋🐔👳😋
'This is Anfield' It's an honour to play in a legendary stadium like this one in charge of Real Madrid #HalaMadrid
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Getting absolutely soaked walking home from the gym is still better than going to work… 😁
Ed Woodward calling one of his players a 'fucking waste of money!'
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Gutted Bale’s out on Wednesday… He’s probably just scared after watching our tremendous QPR performance!
Didn’t even deserve the draw to be fair… Only Madrid next… No biggie! 😩
Dog brought me a rabbits head this morning… Nice!
£25M+ a year? - @newbalance it is then…. #YNWA
Cardio next week? @Justy500 --> WHEN YOU TRAIN LIKE A FREAK!! 😂 w/ JEROME JARRE
I wouldn't play balotelli until Sturridge is back he's that bad on his own and lambert tries hard but he turns like the titanic.
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"Yeah, mate. They just confirmed Sturridge is out for another month."
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When you tell Wayne Rooney the Premier League is back this weekend.
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October sunbathing..!! 😎 #HardAtWorkk#lastDayy#FuckEmm
They’d better be open this morning..!! 👊💥💀
Finally started #TheWalkingDead…. Quality so far!! 💀🔫🔪
My absolute favourite is dragging my arse outa bed at 05:30 only for the gym to be shut..!! 😤😡😤
Tried nature valleys new cereal this morning @TescoIlkley.Tastes delicious. Gym goers 10.7g protein @Swozza #Ilkley
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Gym… after 15days… Grim 😩😩
RETWEET to WIN Monkey Nutrition Primal 26 Protein Powder OR Nutrition E-Book on @LondonRealTV #MonkeyWin
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Ha! Know thy place Jack Wiltshire… #HendoIsBoss #YNWA