Well. I just met Matt Damon at a bar.
Guys I need a Xbox one. Someone help me.
Being stuck at home all week is literally the worst thing I've ever experienced
Why can't Lil Wayne decide what the "F" stands for?
Well turns out that I gotta stay home for the next three days. I'm gonna go crazy.
Bein sick really blows man
Watching ghostbusters #nobodyknows
Prolly gettin a new drum set today! #swag
Pretty Boy Floyd was a bank robber who became popular for robbing and destroying mortgage papers and freeing many debt-ridden citizens.
a year ago, i never would've guessed my life would be the way it is now
I'm from the murder Capitol where they murder for Capitol.
Indy music is just so relaxing though.
So our band is pretty much boss
iOS 8 will be out by the time my iOS 7 finishes updating.
Why can't people just pull up they're pants. Like can't you feel the wind down there when your buttholes hangin out?
Turnin up at spangles. Holla back for #freeswag
Stop looking at everything in a negative light. Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the cords for chargers are so short.
Go where you are celebrated – not tolerated. If they can’t see the real value of you, it’s time for a new start.
It's ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.
My character got deleted :( will i get him back? @RockstarSupport
Gudniet, i luv u
Lol jk ur ugly
"You tweet too much"
whats poppin fellow islands
Listening to Drizzy's new album. #art
Android users when iOS 7 comes out. pic.twitter.com/w3pcH5F2cO
Essay due day after gta 5 comes out.
Yea that's not getting done. #gtaswag
A jealous girl is a faithful girl. 👌
Bout to ditch kindergarten tomorrow and smoke meth
teecher: pls put ur phone awey
me: pls shut teh fuk up
1. Enter code: 432112311 into a vending machine. 2. Quickly press & hold the coin return button. 3. Change will fall into the tray.
: THE REAL LYRICS TO MACKLEMORE'S "SAME LOVE" SONG. pic.twitter.com/dMac8xx429
” cuz that rhymes so well.
So guys breaking bad is on tonight everyone watch it seriously it's gonna be great
Guys Trucks can't reproduce
Guys sorry if you get a pm from me, I'm a faggot
What the heck is going on to my twitter.
my mom blames EVERYTHING on my phone
you failing? cuz that phone.
you tired? always on that phone.
oh you hungry? cuz that damn phone! 😒
Naming my next duck caillou, come at me
Listening to old crap music cuz yolo
GTA 5 needs to come out already.
gerls on twitr b liek:
Saturdai: "derunk az fuk holi shit"
Sundai: "John 3:16"
Spangles Is like the place you go when every other place you could ever eat at is closed down all at the same time