I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch? Bitch
I'm not shy.
I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to.
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my computer all day
I'm done learning new things untill someone can prove to me that we won't have google forever.
Whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face.
Tickling me is not fucking cute and I will kick you in the fucking face.
My school is overpopulated with assholes
I retweet a lot because people are better at putting my thoughts into words.
Getting no tweets or favorites on a tweet and thinking "was it really that bad?"
The awkward moment when someone asks you what you're doing and you're sitting on the toilet.
Was going to change my name to something cool but ended up just putting' Suzanne'
Sitting here by myself enjoying my ice cream
if you hear a noise, don't say "let's split up" stay Tf together
I feel really dumb when people say a comeback which includes sophisticated words
yelling "hello?" or "who's there?" won't cause the killer to be like "oh hey, i'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich!?"
Don't say 'hello' or 'is anyone here' because they won't answer #LessonsFromScaryMovies
Does anybody else's twitter app just randomly sign them out
Retweet if you follow back
Go Follow ---> @N_Watterson
He Follows Back 110% #ad
Wish it could be friday already. I hate school.
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Black veil brides
You me at six
bring me the horizon
Fall out boy
The devil wears prada
It's disgusting how 12 year olds are getting pregnant