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Susan Orlean
I never read my own stories once they're published. If I do, I'm utterly surprised, as if someone else wrote them.
Come see the critically acclaimed author and journalist @susanorlean tonight at 7pm in the Nesmith-Lane Conference Center!
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Can you get brain damage from breathing too many Sharpies? Asking for
Hey, is there anyway to print or somehow save texts off your phone?
Do you ever have the keyboard on your iPhone get all weird and slow and then blurts out five letters at once? What IS that?
Taking my first trip as a Known Traveler. Am expecting a welcoming committee, balloons, banners.
We cannot wait to have @susanorlean speaking at the Fries Lecture tomorrow at the PAC! #veryexcited @GeorgiaSouthern
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If I were a book publisher I'd do a PR blitz like "Books! No buffering! Zero bandwidth!" and people would be like, That's powerful.
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From #TNYarchive: @susanorlean on @JPGaultier, “one of the most consistently enthusiastic people I’ve ever met”
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@susanorlean Careful, Susan. Cigars are a gateway drug to licking fireplace flues.
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I just smoked a cigar. I really don't know why. It won't happen again.
Wow So Friday Such excite Very weekend is here #thankdogeitsfriday Amaze
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Unless -- hadn't even thought of this! -- it's owned by Joe Smart and Herman Final. In which case, cool.
My vote for worst business name ever: Smart and Final.
Reading a book for research that's so dense and convoluted I have to read every sentence multiple times. Ugh.
That being said, for the first time in my four years here, this:
Enough with the heat already.
Between Alison Bechdel's MacArthur win and Roz Chast as a NBA finalist, it's a great day for comics.
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We hear that Mr. Aleck Brown has been shaving his face as slick as a peeled onion. Who's the lucky girl this time, Al? TN1906
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I simply can't believe there isn't a band named The Inverted Jennies.
Today's #JJGO is great! @susanorlean joins the hosts to discuss saunas, big data, The FURminator, and @tadfriend.…
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Not to make you jealous but I'm about to hear the Avett Brothers. #beardup
Pro tip: reading a really sad book on an airplane may cause disruptive weeping at cruising altitude. #me #onthisflight #sorryrowmates
Hello again, Los Angeles. My, you're hot, aren't you?
Feels strange to be business as usual on 9/11. I'm not a big anniversary person but this is one that hits hard.
2/2 Me and @susanorlean today. I told her I had published my book. She's a #cnf role model!
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I don’t write a word of the article until I have the lead. It just sets the whole tone. NORA EPHRON #amwriting #writing
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People are ICE SKATING here.
Because chickens.
"World-renowned opera singer Fritzi Massary dressed as a rooster in 1912."
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@susanorlean For those who can't wait, libraries and bookstores have copies in their entirety available today.
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Twitter Account to Tweet ‘The Great Gatsby’ in Its Entirety
Caution. You are reaching the end of the moving walkway.
You should apply for this writing residency in Palm Springs—a free week in a hotel to write:
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So far this trip to the airport is an improvement on last week's. I am actually here on time to take my flight. #amazing #shocking
Starting my AMA on Skillshare in 15 minutes! I'll be taking your questions for a full hour! Please join me:
People!! Today's my AMA on Skillshare. Drop by and chat! Here's the link: