I swear next time my flatmate is hungover as shit he'll be getting a 6am wake up call of Berg's violin concerto.
I've literally got a black eye from snowboarding. Turns out you're not supposed to fly off the spine face first into the snow, huh.
This morning I told my harmony lecturer that he should wear pink boots like me, and the thing is he's the kind of person who actually would.
Well, I found every bone in my body attempting freestyle last night.
Had a water balloon dropped on me at work today and found it hilarious. My boss thinks I'm crazy for finding it funny, but it really was.
How long do you wait for a message back before you just give up?
I really think I can't tolerate British club culture at all.
Last night I went out, got everybody else to buy my drinks then got bored, quit and chatted with a skateboarder until my friend came for me.
I have actually finally, finally caught up on everything I think, and my social media hiatus will be ended by Saturday.
The two things most omnivores don't realize are:
1) The profound & widespread cruelties at factory farms
2) How easy it is to eat vegan 🍅 🍆
Twitter, sometimes I don't care about what I've missed, I care about what's happening now.
If I had £1 for every time I got asked if I got my boots to match my hair or dyed my hair to match my boots I actually wouldn't be broke.
We just obey the standards of society everybody else does. The standards that bring nothing but hate, violence, ignorance, distraction.
I was gonna ask somebody for drinks or something today but, just my luck, they had the day off work so I didn't see them.
I think there's snow in my bra.
Don't write in riddles if you want to be taken literally ...and don't include specifications if you want to be taken metaphorically
If I like somebody idk how to flirt and I just make a total idiot of myself, but if I don't like somebody apparently I accidentally flirt.
One of my miltantly carnist friends isn't as anti-vegan anymore and is gradually believing it's possible to be healthy. Little by little!
I'm not fully moved in yet and I lived here for two weeks, oops.
Exactly. I'm a musician, I get wanting to be listened to, but screw you if you talk to your audience like that. twitter.com/GongoDill/stat…
Love when basically unknown artists are so up themselves they shush the audience.
This time a year ago I was in Brisbane.
Turns out, an emergency responder, a physiotherapist and a music student make a fun snowboard crew.
But that doesn't mean I should get drunk and spend it all.
10/10 the sooner my drinking fund is gone and I stop drinking the better.
Panda says hi.
I'm a studio rat not a live sound engineer yet, here I am.
Don't ever let it be said I don't admit to having emotions.
When you try to write but just start crying instead for no good reason.
Police get killed and you remember their humanity "what about their families" but when they kill a man in front of his 4yo you have excuses
I've been so focused on moving and distancing myself from the internet I wasn't even aware of the atrocities going on.
Do you ever just have too many things to do and feel super overwhelmed? That's basically me right now.
Super sick of vegan drama.
Three hours snowboarding with no break and not even unstrapping my leading foot was kinda a bad idea.
Love this! Being able to speak multiple languages is beautiful no matter how well you can speak them😊7
Saying "I shouldn't feel this way" is dangerous. You feel that way and it's okay. Stop fighting how you feel, whether it's "good" or "bad"
This is me
A woman just asked me if I was doing my homework. I'm nearly 20 years old.
Starting to actually believe in yourself as a musician is such a nice feeling.
People's faces when I pull out my Tamagotchi though. I'm a grown ass woman I swear.
I am under no obligation to make sense to you
That moment you think you'll just have one drink and you have two then wind up drunk because you lost your tolerance entirely.
Well I've gone almost 12 hours without being verbally attacked for my feelings about Brexit now, we're making progress.
We are still geographically Europe and will be unless sea levels drown us or there's a massive shift of the tectonic plates.
What with the flotilla war on the Thames and Lindsay Lohan live tweeting the results this referendum has been 10/10 entertainment.
Why doesn't Facebook have a function to be able to flag gifs and videos as having flashing images?