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Sue Perkins
comedian broadcasting actor writers 473,603 followers
@sueperkins pls could you RT for @HilbraeToby lookin for his retirement furever home needs to be near telford
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So sad to hear about Ross Burden. He gamely endured our daytime prattings on Light Lunch for years. A joy to be around. A proper gent. RIP.
Been playing Civ 5 all morning. I need lunch. Except I've not yet researched food production... Oh God... Look! Barbarians! HELP ME
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Did I just mishear, or did Rio just suggest actually glueing the back four together? #desperate
Germany have gone for the classic 4-3-3 formation, whereas Brazil have opted for the more pioneering 0-10-0
A woman is crying. She has the Brazilian flag painted on her face. She'd only gone in for a fake tan. She is bereft.
This lovely little knock-about on BBC1 is a tad one sided
Sorry l've been quiet, but I've had a gob stuffed with enriched-dough for 10 weeks and my mum told me never to talk with my mouth full.
Last chance to get your hands on FREE tickets for @bbctwo Festival highlights with @sueperkins Apply before Sunday
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RIP Brenda Williams. Unique, uncompromising, the stuff of legend. I will miss you xx
Bored now Conchita has been and gone
FABULOUS. So THAT's what happened to Gretl Von Trapp #eurovision
To Nigel Farage, this show is a documentary #eurovision
This one is about the tine he made a perfect Scotch Egg #eurovision #montenegro
This guy has got precisely three seconds to rip off his trousers to reveal fluorescent shorts else I'm out
Nice of The Cube to donate their set for the night #eurovision
He is now off to carve a sash
Oh dear. The Norwegian window vendor has gone for soulful.
#EEFF2014 goes live tonight but we still need your help. 500people to give just £3 each. Pls support @EastEndFilmFest
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Masterful stuff from John Simm, as ever. Masterful. #prey
Today has been mainly tent-based.
Searching Richmond Park for a missing 79y female with dementia. white, 5'05" small build with grey hair. blue coat. if seen pls call 101
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A.D. 100 Bread and Circuses A.D 2014 Bingo and Beer