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Sue Perkins
comedian broadcasting actor writers 482,251 followers
When twitter recommends you follow a soya yoghurt site, you know you are truly setting the world of social media on fire.
Join @sueperkins and three Michelin-starred chefs with #cooksquestions, in 10 mins on More4
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This next tweet is sent from 14 minutes ago. THAT"S HOW ON IT I AM...
Reply to @jackseale Oh God, that's lovely
East Fife 4 Forfar 5. RIP James Alexander Gordon, voice of my childhood x
EDINBURGH! Tomorrow my Dad is 70. Please help me surprise him by flashmob singing Happy Birthday - 3.30pm Arthur's Bar, Pleasance Courtyard!
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l@MatthewBarker7 no i have laudosis...
Thanks to all who came to the recording this evening, show airs tonight at 10pm n BBC 2. x
Morning Fringers, I shall be performing in White Rabbit Red Rabbit today, 2.40pm at Assembly George Square if you fancy coming along x
Night all Thanks for being a top bunch. xxx
Always wanted to know how to make a blow-dried quail breast on a bed of wilted dreams? i know just the show....…
Oh Edinburgh, even after all these years I'm still utterly in love with you.
My brilliant friend @KatyFBrand has written a book. If you have quids and want a very funny read then go here… x
@sueperkins pls could you RT for @HilbraeToby lookin for his retirement furever home needs to be near telford
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So sad to hear about Ross Burden. He gamely endured our daytime prattings on Light Lunch for years. A joy to be around. A proper gent. RIP.
Been playing Civ 5 all morning. I need lunch. Except I've not yet researched food production... Oh God... Look! Barbarians! HELP ME
Join @sueperkins for an exclusive preview of her new @BBCTwo documentary series Mekong River. Free tickets on
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Did I just mishear, or did Rio just suggest actually glueing the back four together? #desperate
Germany have gone for the classic 4-3-3 formation, whereas Brazil have opted for the more pioneering 0-10-0
A woman is crying. She has the Brazilian flag painted on her face. She'd only gone in for a fake tan. She is bereft.
This lovely little knock-about on BBC1 is a tad one sided
Sorry l've been quiet, but I've had a gob stuffed with enriched-dough for 10 weeks and my mum told me never to talk with my mouth full.