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Sue Perkins
comedian broadcasting actor writers 472,635 followers
Did I just mishear, or did Rio just suggest actually glueing the back four together? #desperate
Germany have gone for the classic 4-3-3 formation, whereas Brazil have opted for the more pioneering 0-10-0
A woman is crying. She has the Brazilian flag painted on her face. She'd only gone in for a fake tan. She is bereft.
This lovely little knock-about on BBC1 is a tad one sided
Sorry l've been quiet, but I've had a gob stuffed with enriched-dough for 10 weeks and my mum told me never to talk with my mouth full.
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RIP Brenda Williams. Unique, uncompromising, the stuff of legend. I will miss you xx
Bored now Conchita has been and gone
FABULOUS. So THAT's what happened to Gretl Von Trapp #eurovision
To Nigel Farage, this show is a documentary #eurovision
This one is about the tine he made a perfect Scotch Egg #eurovision #montenegro
This guy has got precisely three seconds to rip off his trousers to reveal fluorescent shorts else I'm out
Nice of The Cube to donate their set for the night #eurovision
He is now off to carve a sash
Oh dear. The Norwegian window vendor has gone for soulful.
#EEFF2014 goes live tonight but we still need your help. 500people to give just £3 each. Pls support @EastEndFilmFest kck.st/1sMy4Oo
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Masterful stuff from John Simm, as ever. Masterful. #prey
Today has been mainly tent-based.
Searching Richmond Park for a missing 79y female with dementia. white, 5'05" small build with grey hair. blue coat. if seen pls call 101
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A.D. 100 Bread and Circuses A.D 2014 Bingo and Beer
Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of a live budget build up. I'm psyched. Really.
"@subedited: Headline of the decade from Mail Online: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…" This Is It. The End Of "News"
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Line of Duty.BBC2. It REEKS of class.
People of Bermondsey, your excuse of an MP Simon Hughes, effectively voted to shut Lewisham Hospital tonight. #Clause119
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