George: What's this?
Nurse: Ultrasound machine
George: Sounds cool
Nurse: It's for looking at babies
George: Sell it
Happy Lenny Kravitz Scarf Day everyone
OK lovelies, here's the complete list of where and when I'll be doing pre-Chrismas signings. Come along! xx
This is my favourite part of @Adele
Wonderful memorial to a wonderful man this morning:
Ion Trewin, gentleman, publisher, Father Christmas (shhh...)
Mmm. Think this way works better...
Final corrections made, book complete.
I'm off for a lie-down.
Jersey lovers read this book by the brilliant Will Smith xxx
"Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving." Neil Gaiman's 8 rules of writing buff.ly/1DlxMlP
A big thanks to all who donated to the EVP in Cambodia. Free at last! xx
pls RT Mia, PTS RED ALERT, needs urgent rescue space and funds to save! poundsforpoundies.co.uk/mia-4/
It was only watched by 95 fans but Stephanie Roche's goal could win Fifa's goal of the year bbc.in/1vbHvt6
We are thrilled to reveal the cover for #MindOverFatter
by the wonderful @AnnaRichardso
Please retweet to find missing Alzheimer's sufferer 80 year old Elizabeth Moon from #Kingston buff.ly/1wzjg75
do UKIP hate elephants or just really love ivory? ” @_riae0
Danny Dyer on Helen Mirren: