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That mini heart attack you have when, You have a mini heat attack
I believe we all have accurate lookalikes in this world, here's mine it's amazing pic.twitter.com/lcSavDdtP9
Miss Utah : living proof that a beautiful women most probably has a brain made out of jelly beans. Marissa Powell
Miss Utah ....... Awwwwkkwwaaarrdddd Power BOMB
U should never judge ppl u don't know, I want to punch kanye west in the throat.
#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak celebrating national don't give a f**k day every.
#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak randomly staring myself out in the mirror for like ten minutes.
#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak looking at a person in the uk with a walking stick and thinking, you're absolutely fine just stealing benefits.
Texting someone and thinking, oh shit there's no going back now.
#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak Bevause NOOOOOOOOO I SAID BECAUSE!!!
#HabitsThatAreHardToBreak visiting the fridge for the third time, even tho there was nothing in it on the 1st and 2nd visits.
#WhyILoveFootball we talking about football, American football or soccer lol
I tweet like nobody is following or judging.
What is this snapchat? Would I be good on it?
Oh you have a tattoo, cool. Hey check this, I have skin.
Gail platt is gorgeous looking, Through the eyes of turtle.
My Facebook is just full of procrastinators , they're full of shit. But I keep them for entertainment value. #facebook
#hashtags bastard, I can't take the piss out of people that use hashtags on Facebook anymore!!
#thingsihatemost getting out of bed when I'm wrapped up like a tortilla.
Tonight's afterthought: Be the type of person that you would like to meet.
#lessimpressivehorror the hills don't have eyes because they're hills.
#thingsihatemost waking up in the morning and having the breath of 14 gerbils
#thingsihatemost when then piece of hair just wants to stay airborne. pic.twitter.com/B5Beq16vqm
@stucrompton has to be one of the best people on twitter!
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#thingsihatemost when you lose your phone in your bed sheets and you start panic wresting with them.
#thingsihatemost people that say I tweet a lot, when it's quite clear I tweet a lot.
#thingsihatemost people that use hashtags on Facebook, I want to end there lives.
#thingsihatemost when someone puts the milk back in the fridge even tho it only contains a microscopic rain droplet.
#thingsihatemost when I boil the jettke make a coffee putt the sugar in and then realise there's no milk, Doh
#thingsihatemost getting I'm the car and 200 coins flying out my pocket.
#thingsihatemost my boss for not letting me have 2 six month holidays per year, tight bastard.
#thingsihatemost when I forget a tweet I was excited to post.
#thingsihatemost when I throw 4 eggs at @SimonCowell and somehow manage to miss his massive quiff head.
#thingsihatemost stereotypical ignorant views from people on a subject, person or country they know nothing about.
#thingsihatemost when your brain rudely interrupts an amazing dream because you need a pee, dam u brain, you always get your own way.