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@mark_hummus: @PoonanjiMarsha poonanji can you eat my ass” is this a typo? did u mean bass? no i dnt like seafood
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I petted a puppy today
EVIDENCE FOR BEYONCE BEING PREGNANT IS INCONCLUSIVE
BEY BLESSING US WITH THE GIFT OF LIFE AGAIN YAASSS
BEY YOUR UTERUS JUST SHAT ON ALL OF US YAS you get pregnant girl
Ayeeeee Queen Bey is pregnant again. We bout to get Green Ivy now.
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I wonder which president had the juiciest ass
Every pop star needs cute dogs to post pictures of
Arianna Grande Martell
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
If only Westeros had Maury
being hungry in class is not a joke
Someone in my econ class brought a laptop from the stoneage and its literally so loud I can't hear the lecture
What do the Cardinals and the History channel have in common? They always talking about the past #KurtWarner
Ray Rice being a piece of human garbage doesn't affect his gameplay so he'll probably be back just like michael vick.
Already disappointed in this year's matchups
When will my life's base drop
Ray Rice should’ve just killed two people. He would’ve gotten a statue in Baltimore.
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Matt Stafford is such a bro
Do you ever just ugh
Just burped and hiccuped at the same time #seemeson
Football got me contemplating life rn
Nice to see the Cowboys already in Mid-Season form.
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Tulane should've never left the superdome #badluck
What do a Falcons defensive lineman and a chick-fil-a employee have in common? Neither show up for work on Sunday pic.twitter.com/dWkQkr5IlP
Jimmy Graham doin me so right
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dad loses son. Fish are friend not food
I'm sorry to all the people I gave shit to for napping today because I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Amari Cooper's 13 catches ties DJ Hall's Alabama single-game record set in 2007 vs Tennessee. #FAUvsBAMA
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END 3rd: Alabama 38, FAU 0. Cooper: 13 catches, 189 yards, TD. Needs one more catch to set single-game record.
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I never go thru a day without making one these faces 😂�pic.twitter.com/vwEhMWNJnSnS
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I been pettin puppies where da fuk u been? #2chainz
Full disclosure: I haven't seen my splash card all day
"Chill homie you need to let dat shit go." -Guatama Buddha
For all intents and purposes @Uber has been officially been legalized in #NOLATech! $15 Sedan $25 SUV @Uber_NOLA pic.twitter.com/79gRsVgl36
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When I first saw Justin Bieber's mug shot I thought they'd added a cute new lesbian on "Orange is the New Black."
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Lindsay Lohan’s credit cards were declined for a $300 purchase in NYC. Of course! What drug dealer takes plastic?
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Solange probably staring at Jay like "I'm gonna refrain myself for the sake of bey's birthday"
its pretty cool that the world began 33 years ago today
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