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oral b the paste god
Kanye show up to funerals and be like "Why you crying, I'm still alive"
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β€œ@ClayMatthewsEgo: "We're 30-0!!!! Go #Kentucky!!!!" - #Seahawks fans” -Beck fans
am i the only person who sits on their computer long enough that it gets dark and someone has to turn the artificial light on for you
There's a giant black splotch on my phone screen help
today is 2 march for me to handle
when your friends stay posting about their live ass group chat so the only left to do is subtweet them
Secretary of state: I haven't had that much vodka since college Claire: Tulane, right? Secretary: so they tell me it's all kind of a blur
Forget the dress guys..... What color am I?
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Remember when Kylie Jenner dyed her hair white and gold? pic.twitter.com/TNltIGd8iG
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.@taylorswift13 been obsessed with you since I was 11 but now you're pulling this black and blue shit. I feel betrayed but still obsessed.
SOS professor didn't move the cursor off the screen before playing the movie pic.twitter.com/glBVpFbsZX
smells like paint and it's not even formal season
to the gross boys making our future house smell like a cab drivers ass hole, stop. thanks.
American sniper just won an Oscar let me drink from my cup of liberal tears
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This just in Lady Gaga is an angel More at 11
Common needs to narrate my life
John Legend could sing the Taco Bell menu and it would still be the most beautiful thing you've ever heard.
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Someone save Naomi watts from the alien on stage with her
We understand you've got places to be, @Drake.
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Sorry professor I can't come to class my hair straightener broke
Still haven't forgiven B.O.B. or Hayley Williams for Airplanes. I don't think I ever will tbh
Wearing a firefighters uniform just in case someone hands me the aux cord
β€œ@voxdotcom: More than half of America's wealth is inside this circle bit.ly/1yTH1Fp pic.twitter.com/JRresgOWMl” represent DMV
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"Oh my god Maddy you're obsessed with dogs" Are you not? Wtf is wrong with you??
( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Also I see people commenting on Tyga and Kylie but they were thotting it up on Georgia Ave w 21 year olds in high school πŸΈβ˜•οΈ
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Yes 911? Jimmy johns is late
PSA jimmy johns is open today #blessed
It’s Mardi Gras! I’m celebrating the way I always do, just instead of New Orleans, I’m in Burbank. And instead of beads, I got a citation.
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Amber Rose is gross to look at
hey there delilah what's it like up in those titties
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Mardi Gras is a cruel person that takes everything you have including your adderall