let's get the meek mill diss track bingo card ready fam.
I've seen 3 selfie sticks within the last 2 hours. Can I go home now?
"I'll give ice cream and candy endlessly" twitter.com/cutestklds/sta…
If you're gonna play your music so loud everyone can hear, please don't play young thug
Its The 4th Of July 🕔🇺🇸 And These Fireworks ✨🎉 Aint The Only Things Popping💥Tonight🌙Send 📩This To 🔟 People That Make your Pussy😏Pop👅💥
Surgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You Drink onion.com/1JpK1Br
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
Blue Ivy legalized same sex marriage at the age of 3 at her age I couldn't read, or write. She's such a Queen.
Haven't slept in 3 days and I can't stop thinking about how Marcus called Anna lord farquad
My mom and I have a 15 x 15 in box of all the failed diet pills and cleanses we've tried in the past
RT if you remember this ride.
What's your moma name? RT @KingTralle
: Even tho you don't claim me happy fathers day @ochocinco
yellow starburst are my favorite. I don't understand why everyone hates them.
Why isn't fresh prince on Netflix yet?????????????
Me: I hate drama
Me when shit starts:
It's LBJ and Delly time! 🏀🏀
how many times have you brought an entire bottle of wine into the shower
New York is where you can't tell who's going to gov ball and who just wears a fanny pack and a flower crown bc that's their look
"If I was sober I could have receiptsl"
I didn't notice until now
So in my senior portrait you can clearly see that my bracelet says "popped a Molly"
YOU'RE NOT A TRAP QUEEN YOU JUST FUCK A NIGGA THAT SMOKES WEED
Vance joy looks like Vince from entourage
really gonna talk shit during Charli xcx's entire set
just rewatched the last episode of game of thrones and I think Sam and Gilly may have fucked in the same bed maester Aemon died in...
Riley curry was the real mvp last night
Watching a daenerys scene vs a Sansa scene
I burnt myself on all the tea tn #gameofthrones
Margaery is about to call cersei the b word