twitter makes me miss my field peeps so much which is why i rarely go on.
I got adrien peterson and Julio jones on my fantasy team. So, there's that.
you got me fucked if you think im going to a freshman toga party
if you aren't watching the Harry Potter marathon on abc family right now idk if we can be friends
Fuck 8am class. Beer pong bitches
There's nothing better than hearing about DC people talking shit about you in college
I was done with class at 11. But what I going to do with my free time? Nothing.
lets all come together and report blurred lines as inappropriate on youtube
The fact that the streets in New Orleans are not alphabetical is disrespectful.
If it's illegal, immoral, or detrimental to my health, chances are I did it this weekend.
This is my cup of fucks I give.
Oh look, it's EMPTY!
Whoever decided that classes on Fridays were acceptable is a moron.
Remember when you used to have an actual sleep cycle? #tulaneprobs
So many people look the same here idk what to do anymore.
It's suppose to say Maddy
Special place in hell for people tht leave voice mails
Why do student speakers talk like they're trying to summarize the bible in under a minute?
If Marcus and I went to Tulane together we'd be running shit by now
Going up to every black guy and asking him if he's bob marleys grandson. #isitracist #tulaneproblems
Dear Tulane band playing top 40 music,
Have you considered suicide yet?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL pic.twitter.com/IlpZ3t9AXN
On an all-guys floor but not one of those Marymount boys are cute
Why will no one go to the boot with me?
If I Eva met JESUS the first thing I’d do is grind on that holy dick
Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen. pic.twitter.com/Ez6hWGFpFc
I think someone shit themselves on this plane
Have you ever been on a flight where the flight attendants can't get you're trash bc it's too bumpy? Should I be a afraid?
I'm sorry I didn't know this was Belgian Congo. pic.twitter.com/0Yq3E95x1D
If you're not AT LEAST Ke$ha crazy, I don't see us having a lasting friendship. #SorryNotSorry
Whoever decided to put crispy onions on sushi deserves a Nobel Prize
only feeling alive when i watch spongebob
Would my fake work on an airplane?
#tbt how I feel about everything sometimes
Some bitch in a wheelchair stole my seat next to the cute guy at the terminal omg what a slut.
Starting college correctly by being drunk on my flight
you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby
Imma whup your ass
put a plastic bag over your head and take a deep breath
being hated by everyone because they suck
nothing about this is ok with me pic.twitter.com/hYst5YWwq1
he's just not my cup of sweet tea vodka.
Ok this salons playlist is on point with Beautiful Liar and Heart Attack.
RT if you'd leave your bitch for me! pic.twitter.com/xOhaoYj0tO